Your worst joke!!!

[Tiggie]

[JRH]

[dynax]

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[husoi]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLmu6oDL/

[dynax]

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[onesea]

Some times you don’t have to understand another language.
 

 

I was going to use google however someone on here will tell me if my thoughts are correct.

Edited July 26, 2023 by onesea

[husoi]

12 hours ago, onesea said:

Some times you don’t have to understand another language.
 

 

I was going to use google however someone on here will tell me if my thoughts are correct.

"Hi Shatz, I've thought it over again, I agree with the anal." 

 

Yep, you're right, you don't really need translation.

[Gerontious]

[husoi]

[Grumpy Old Git]

On 28/07/2023 at 12:06, husoi said:

Better than that I can assure you!

[Steve_M]

From my work days, I’m sure many here will understand…

 

 

[S-Westerly]

I know project managers are a plague but I'm confused about the pregnant ladies! I suppose it's a project that generally gets delivered more or less on time unlike most!

[Fiddlesticks]

Whenever someone suggests throwing more people at a project to get it delivered faster, we tell them you can't get nine women to have a baby in one month.

[Steve_M]

26 minutes ago, Fiddlesticks said:

Whenever someone suggests throwing more people at a project to get it delivered faster, we tell them you can't get nine women to have a baby in one month.

It’s an oldie but a goody. There’s the issue of finding extra resources from a finite pool of skills. Then there’s the mythical man month 

Edited July 31, 2023 by Steve_M

[S-Westerly]

Out IT project managers have been promising an all singing and dancing super duper new system for the last 2 years. Needless to say we are still using the old system.

[Tiggie]

[Steve_M]

Breaking news: A farmer has managed to grow a field of marrows shaped like dildos. Unfortunately he's also having problems with squatters

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[husoi]

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