Bender Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 My mate almost drowned in a vat of lemon juice yesterday. He was very bitter. 1 Quote
skyrider Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 how many times did he get out for a p Quote
Bender Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 Why is the wonder bra called the wonder bra? Because once you've been captured you're going to wonder where it went, you will never see it again Quote
Six30 Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bender said: Why is the wonder bra called the wonder bra? Because once you've been captured you're going to wonder where it went, you will never see it again you been pulling christmas crackers ... 1 Quote
Bender Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Six30 said: you been pulling christmas crackers ... I made the last one up lol It is supposed to be worst not best joke 1 Quote
Six30 Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 the wife was trying to be sexy last night , laying on the bed sliding her lollipop in and out her fanny then licking it "steady love" i said, you'll need that in the morning to see the kids across the road 4 Quote
gogs01 Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 Why do the French only have one egg at a time ?? Because one egg is un oeuf ...... 2 Quote
onesea Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 If this doesn't work I have not got my tree up yet... Is my first photo on the new forum 3 2 Quote
Popular Post Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 25, 2020 Popular Post Posted November 25, 2020 Not a joke but funny anyway, if your a sensitive soul look away. Forget that if you were a sensitive soul you wouldn’t be in this forum. Poor woman 10 Quote
Gerontious Posted November 28, 2020 Posted November 28, 2020 If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other. 2 Quote
Six30 Posted December 1, 2020 Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stu said: Triumph street nipple? thats so October ... keep up old boy 4 Quote
Six30 Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 On 25/11/2020 at 18:33, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Not a joke but funny anyway, if your a sensitive soul look away. Forget that if you were a sensitive soul you wouldn’t be in this forum. Poor woman @Swagman you twat we can see your Growler Quote
Guest Swagman Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Six30 said: @Swagman you twat we can see your Growler Yeah that’s normal Quote
Bender Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Six30 said: @Swagman you twat we can see your Growler But does it reek o pish? Quote
Six30 Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 (edited) @XTreme is is on his way Edited December 4, 2020 by Six30 Quote
Guest Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Six30 said: @XTreme is is on his way Smells like kippers to me! Quote
skyrider Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 2 hours ago, XTreme said: Smells like kippers to me! dont need this just before chippy day 1 Quote
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