Mickly

Ideal opportunity to nick one & ring it, make a nice wedge to spend on skunk

Happy birthday @Fozzie Hope you’ve had a good’un

Mrs Mickly used to work as a carer at a care home, I heard enough from her for us to make a pact that under no circumstances will either of us end up in one… as long as one of us has the mental capacity to understand what’s going on.

Not into cruisers, but I know 2 guys who have Honda Shadows, they use them in all weathers, perform minimal maintenance, thrash them hard, cleaning is a bucket of water thrown over them & they have never let them down, so there’s a recommendation of sorts

Sorry, they have been sold to @oldgrump

We get an occasional trip - the main switch turns everything off, probably once every couple of months, I have learned that when I switch it back on to turn the central heating off as it resets to ‘auto’ which is only used in the very depths of winter

@onesea Dates are 0518 & 1518 Appreciate the publicity

Quite correct I’ll have a look at the dates - they’ve been under a cover in a dark corner of the garage since I got them.

Continental Contimotions. 170/60 ZR17 & 120/70 ZR17 Surplus to requirements. £60 for the pair Collect from Coventry. If you want them shipped, give me your address, I’ll find the cost and add it to the price.

I thought it was a good idea to replace the garage’s yellowing plastic window panes with glass. In the last hot spell I was working in there and got a whiff of burning - after a quick look I found my soldering stand with magnifying glass burning it’s way through a plastic bag & some YSS stickers, thank god I was in there. I have since pinned some old duvet covers up at the windows until this madness ends.

Least it wasn’t a wasps nest

Or any of the fukwits that defend him?

Sure you’re not thinking of blowjob Boris?

This has happened to me a couple of times, most recently on a trip round Cornish lanes. I stopped in the middle of the road, got off the bike & told them that I don’t have a reverse gear & they do. They started shouting some bollox, I just shrugged my shoulders & leaned against my bike. They ended up reversing, had their window down as I passed to shout some more bollox I just revved the tits of my bike, not big, not clever but enormously satisfying.

Or a Chinese rip off copy?

Happy birthday sunshine, enjoy your day

Healeys Rattler does the same to me … I’ve seen they now do one with an 8•5% ABV Only seen it in boxes of 12 though, I’d need to try a single one 1st - if I bought a box of 13 and it was yummy things could spiral out of control very quickly

The Trophy is going into R&RP for jetting on Friday, but only dropping it off as going in hols, the dyno work may not be done for a week or so. If all is successful I want them to MoT it as well, so I’ve fitted the original number plate - should upset a few flag shaggers - hopefully

Happy birthday, I assume you’re still up north, so wee dram ( or more ) should be in order

Should have done what Grunt Shitts has done? Aka fcuk all except snipe from the side lines & refuse to do his job? Funny that the Government own network rail but refuse to partake in the negotiations?

Load of bollox, it’s the moneybag owners of the franchise’s who are putting pressure on network rail to reduce the number of people required to run a train, putting passengers at risk. If they’re successful will it go into more investment or lower fares? Like fcuk it will, it’ll fund the huge exec bonuses of the franchises. If they’re successful in reducing staff on trains where will the people displaced work?? Sweeping platforms on a zero hours contract? After all they haven’t been made redundant just fcuked over.

Where’s the ‘like grudgingly’ button?