Mickly

Thank you for all for your felicitations, I will mostly drinking my way through my presents… the family know me so well I am still especially looking forward to tasting this

Yes they are, yes I could, no I shouldn’t have to

I’ve contacted the seller, give them a chance first.

It’s ok, it’s an excuse to go on a road trip to China, track the fukka down, rip off his head and shit down his neck…. Now I just need to find a suitable bike for the journey

So I’ve just purchased a solar panel kit to charge a bike battery, got it off eBay & obviously from China … Just unwrapped it & found that the cables don’t fit the control module Fukit Fukit Fukit !!

Seems like a nice guy, where did you meet him?

Well, yesterday rather than today. washed, waxed & ACF50’d the mighty Speedtriple before tucking it up for winter under its cover and fitting it’s Optimate.

Does the realise how much Carbon fibre, Brembo brakes & an Akrapovic pipe costs?

Jealousy is a terrible trait, I’m sure if you ask nicely they’ll let you join in

Was chatting to a guy who completed the Weston beach enduro, he could hardly move or stay awake, however he had enough energy to exclaim to the whole bar that he’d got “ No idea how the sand ended up behind his foreskin “ Don’t think he’ll share that experience on YouTube…. Then again??

The wonders don’t care, the wonders don’t give a daaaaaamn.

I’ve heard of this, apparently it happened to an experienced, highly trained and highly ranked police motorcyclist, had to retake his test. The best advice I have heard is that when you have to renew ‘accidentally’ loose your license and if the new one arrives without your motorcycle entitlement, miraculously find it again and use it as proof. You can also check your entitlement on line, so you could challenge before the current one expires.

Surely you should be able to recognise that they are all Fraggles?

I’ve used Suttons Motorcycles in Tamworth, they did the 12K service on my Speedtriple for half the price a main Triumph dealership was quoting.

Went to the Classic Motorcycle Mechanics Classic Bike Show today with some mates, a good time was had. There were loads of beautiful bikes, here are some that made my trousers twitch When one turbo is not enough And one for the perverts

If someone was to forcibly remove them & they leave skin attached to the road, what might be the legal consequences? Asking for a ‘Friend’

Unfortunately that’s just the start of it. My Mum (82) also had a fall recently, she tried to tough it out but gave up after 3 days of no sleep, so it was off to her local minor injuries clinic, a 2 hour wait to be seen & then an hour for X-rays and CT scan didn’t seem too bad, but they were concerned about internal bleeding due to her being on Warfarin, so we were sent to A&E … 6 hours before being seen, anyway they gave her the all clear on the bleeding, just a broken finger which they strapped and an appointment at the fracture clinic 3 days later. The appointment was for 11:00 and she wasn’t seen until 14:00, had her finger put in an elasticated support and was also told that A&E had missed her broken rib, which couldn’t be fixed but at least she knows why it’s so bloody painful. So a total of 12 hours waiting. Judging by our experience the NHS does seems woefully understaffed.

You’re a week early, the Beach race is next weekend - I know this coz I is going

The people I really like live in my computer

H’mmm, ‘practical’ is the kindest thing I can say

‘Av a good ‘un

Sadly I have just read that Chrissy has passed away. RIP ‘The fastest maths teacher’ https://apple.news/A22IjQPMKRReYx792X6Lrmw

Just discovered that my cheap & cheerful not very old lap top doesn’t have the requisite spec to upgrade to Win 11. Also my I-phone 6S Plus is just about to be considered obsolete as the latest IOS will not be made available for it

Yep