husoi Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 5 hours ago, fastbob said: I must be getting old . Surely I'd remember our conversation if we'd met ? Honestly, I would struggle to remember anything other than melons 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Simon Davey Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 hour ago, fredc said: That's a proper dad joke 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cycleops Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 I make no apologies for this old motorcycle joke told to me by a neighbour when I lived in N.London who rode a Vincent Comet? 500. A man was suffering from wind and went to his doctor. But worse, every time he farted the noise that came out sounded like 'Honda'. The doctor carried out an endoscopy and reported to the man had an abscess. 'But why does the fart sound like Honda doc?'. The doctor replied, 'Don't you know the saying 'Abcess makes the fart go Honda'. (Absence makes the heart grow fonder). Sorry. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Davey Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 1 hour ago, Cycleops said: I make no apologies for this old motorcycle joke told to me by a neighbour when I lived in N.London who rode a Vincent Comet? 500. A man was suffering from wind and went to his doctor. But worse, every time he farted the noise that came out sounded like 'Honda'. The doctor carried out an endoscopy and reported to the man had an abscess. 'But why does the fart sound like Honda doc?'. The doctor replied, 'Don't you know the saying 'Abcess makes the fart go Honda'. (Absence makes the heart grow fonder). Sorry. You're a Jethro fan too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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husoi Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Cyclists? Are you sure?? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C24zCMlI06W/?igsh=MXhhNzF3ZnZiMGlwcA== 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Crass stupidity is obviously pretty universal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curlylegend Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 6 hours ago, husoi said: Cyclists? Are you sure?? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C24zCMlI06W/?igsh=MXhhNzF3ZnZiMGlwcA== Well seen none of them are members of the Cyclist Touring Club, from which I was banned for irreverence ! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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curlylegend Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Come on folks ! What's happened to the jokes ? I'm getting right grumpy here, I need some jokes !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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