JRH Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Davey Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I said to the girl in B&Q, 'What's best for greasy ovens?' She said, 'Ammonia cleaner. I said, 'Sorry, I thought you worked here' 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Davey Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 In a very seductive voice, a woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen a crumpled £20 pound note?" "No" said her husband. She smiled and then unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled up £20 pound note. She then asked him, "Have you ever seen a crumpled up £50 pound note?" "No I haven't" he answered in an anxious tone. She then seductively unzipped her skirt and pulled out a crumpled £50 pound note. She then asked him, "Have you ever seen £40,000 all crumpled up?" "No way" he panted in excitement! She said, "Go look in the garage." 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gerontious Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 8 hours ago, JRH said: I can kinda relate to this. Though I don’t dribble as much as this guy does. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shasel Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Simon Davey Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, husoi said: Love this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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husoi Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 This one could catchup easy 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 59 minutes ago, husoi said: This one could catchup easy That's pretty bad. Given that most lager tastes like piss anyway this could give that a whole new meaning. Recycling at its finest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Simon Davey Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 You'll have to explain that one to me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 04/02/2024 at 13:09, S-Westerly said: That's pretty bad. Given that most lager tastes like piss anyway this could give that a whole new meaning. Recycling at its finest. That probably something to do with the larger production facilities. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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