What you doing this weekend?

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, megaross said:

It's not the face eyes you need worry about, ask me how I know

oh god what happened?

[onesea]

5 minutes ago, janinej said:

If you were in my wardrobe and saw it was a mess, why didn't you help sort it out for me Onesea?

As a male I have learned not to have anything to do with females and there wardrobes.  
Even with a modest collection of 8 pairs of shoes I would choose the wrong pair

Edited November 18, 2023 by onesea

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, onesea said:

As a male I have learned not to have anything to do with females and there wardrobes.  
Even with a modest collection of 8 pairs of shoes I would choose the wrong pair

Its jammed full so you probably couldn't even breathe in there

[onesea]

5 minutes ago, janinej said:

Its jammed full so you probably couldn't even breathe in there

That’s why you couldn’t find me back here it’s dark

[megaross]

29 minutes ago, janinej said:

oh god what happened?

I swear there's still a divot melted in my bellend

[Bender]

9 hours ago, megaross said:

It's not the face eyes you need worry about, ask me how I know

Done that, eye was worse, specially when you think it's gone then an hour later you blink and it resurfaces.

[Mawsley]

20 hours ago, S-Westerly said:

Someone has nicked it.

And yet…

 

 

[Fish]

19 hours ago, megaross said:

 

Nothing like the feeling of fibreglass in your skin and eyes

Long sleeves, gloves, PPE3 mask other than that not much of an issue. Just made sure I had a shower as soon as I was finished.

[megaross]

4 hours ago, Fish said:

Long sleeves, gloves, PPE3 mask other than that not much of an issue. Just made sure I had a shower as soon as I was finished.

Wheras I had the boards up last summer in 32 degree heat to rewire some lighting.

 

Wearing just a set of rugby shorts and my crocs. The sweat was coming out so fast that no fibreglass could have gotten near tbh.

[Tiggie]

I've been told by a few builders that slapping a load of talc on any exposed skin really helps with loft insulation.

 

Never tried it myself. I usually put on my old boiler suit

[Bender]

This was my pork.

 

We still have some left.

[RideWithStyles]

Did

Edited May 14, 2024 by RideWithStyles

[curlylegend]

1 hour ago, Bender said:

This was my pork.

 

We still have some left.

Jings, that looks good !   Won't be any left on Thursday, will there ?

[RideWithStyles]

 

one. 

Edited May 14, 2024 by RideWithStyles

[Bender]

27 minutes ago, curlylegend said:

Jings, that looks good !   Won't be any left on Thursday, will there ?

That was only part cooked.

 

No it's not burnt it's caramelised.

 

I have to carve up the remains tomorrow and de bone it, Thurs might be pushing it but I have a kilo in the freezer that I removed to make it fit in the tray.

[RideWithStyles]

Not

Edited May 14, 2024 by RideWithStyles

[RideWithStyles]

ao

Edited May 14, 2024 by RideWithStyles

[Bender]

9 hours ago, RideWithStyles said:

Not questioning the chief.

but when i see that i always get the vision of medieval.

You spend 5 1/2 hours in an oven with some twat randomly basting you in your own juice see what colour you end up

[Mawsley]

9 hours ago, Bender said:

You spend 5 1/2 hours in an oven with some twat randomly basting you in your own juice see what colour you end up

And there was me thinking I had a handle on every kind of perversion. 
 

Every day is a school day, eh. 

[megaross]

Going to a cabin in the woods this weekend, getting good and pissed in a hot tub.

 

Last time we made friends with a bunch of middle aged couples accross the way, also pissed in their hot tub. We named them the "East Sussex swingers association"

 

Reckon they wanted some young meat. Not that we're so young.

 

Someone suggested ninja warrior one evening as it's nearby and the resounding verdict was yes but no bitching about your back, hips, knees, ankles, feet or any other part of you which you will 100% strain. Just sit there, drink your wine and quietly eat a couple of rennies occasionally.

[RideWithStyles]

me

Edited May 14, 2024 by RideWithStyles

[fastbob]

4 hours ago, megaross said:

Going to a cabin in the woods this weekend, getting good and pissed in a hot tub.

 

Last time we made friends with a bunch of middle aged couples accross the way, also pissed in their hot tub. We named them the "East Sussex swingers association"

 

Reckon they wanted some young meat. Not that we're so young.

 

Someone suggested ninja warrior one evening as it's nearby and the resounding verdict was yes but no bitching about your back, hips, knees, ankles, feet or any other part of you which you will 100% strain. Just sit there, drink your wine and quietly eat a couple of rennies occasionally.

Why would you go around pissing in people's Hot Tubs ? 

[RideWithStyles]

Payback....

[S-Westerly]

49 minutes ago, fastbob said:

Why would you go around pissing in people's Hot Tubs ? 

Fairly revolting have to say.

[S-Westerly]

After all the foregoing excitement all I'm doing is riding home on Saturday and not pissing in anyone's hot tub. How boring am I?