Good Morning Good Night and General Chat.

[Simon Davey]

2 minutes ago, husoi said:

The difference between shaiteair (Irish crap one) and decent airline 

You can even track your luggage.

 

"Loaded on to aircraft", that's great info to have, but which aircraft 

 

[husoi]

I would loooove someone to explain to me why the f people are queuing like a herd of brainless tw@ts when they have allocated seats in the bloody airplane.

Edited March 31 by husoi
Stupid corrector 😤

[husoi]

Bye Scotland.

Was great while it last

 

[RideWithStyles]

So they can stuff all there shite into the baggage compartment above and leave you with nothing.

Ohhhh wait till you find someone in your seat, because they suddenly want a window or aisle seat…

 

enjoys and good luck!

Edited March 31 by RideWithStyles
Added in as a fresh post went up

[husoi]

Unrelated to the ongoing topic

 

https://amzn.eu/d/cyEr8am

 

My latest publication

[husoi]

5 minutes ago, RideWithStyles said:

So they can stuff all there shite into the baggage compartment above and leave you with nothing.

Ohhhh wait till you find someone in your seat, because they suddenly want a window or aisle seat…

 

enjoys and good luck!

I wish I would have a good reason to make a fuss.

Unfortunately not only had space for my stuff.

The gorgeous attendant helped with it and my window seat was waiting for me

[RideWithStyles]

You lucky barsteward!

[onesea]

1 hour ago, husoi said:

The difference between shaiteair (Irish crap one) and decent airline 

You can even track your luggage.

Can I just highlight it doesn't say which Aircraft

 

[rennie]

Good afternoon 

I've been to the office today it dragged a bit 

[billysugger]

1 hour ago, husoi said:

Bye Scotland.

Was great while it last

 

Why does this remind me of a toilet seat 

[Mawsley]

5 hours ago, husoi said:

I would loooove someone to explain to me why the f people are queuing like a herd of brainless tw@ts when they have allocated seats in the bloody airplane.

 

For everyone in cattle class, I think it's the desire to get overhead locker space and avoid having a bag checked into the hold - or at least get it into a bin near to their seat if they need things during the flight. 

 

What I never understand are the hoards who try to get onto the plane when their boarding group hasn't been called. 

[Bender]

6 hours ago, husoi said:

I would loooove someone to explain to me why the f people are queuing like a herd of brainless tw@ts when they have allocated seats in the bloody airplane.

Herd mentality, spurred on by the desperation to get some space in an overhead locker.

[Bender]

1 hour ago, Mawsley said:

 

What I never understand are the hoards who try to get onto the plane when their boarding group hasn't been called. 

That's easy they are twats

[husoi]

2 hours ago, Bender said:

Herd mentality, spurred on by the desperation to get some space in an overhead locker.

Have you seen the size of the overhead locker on a A380-800? IKEA have smaller wardrobes

 

Edited March 31 by husoi

[Bender]

11 minutes ago, husoi said:

Have you seen the size of the overhead locker on a A380-800? IKEA have smaller wardrobes

 

Yes and I've been sat next to the toilets which stank

[husoi]

12 minutes ago, Bender said:

Yes and I've been sat next to the toilets which stank

There are 2 ways to get a nice seat on a good airline.

1 - they usually let you choose your seat.

2 - you flirt with the person at the check in desk

Most important for 2 (and 1 to a degree), you have to be really nice and make them feel they have the most important job in the world.

[dynax]

Good morning

[Simon Davey]

Good morning bikers  

[Grumpy Old Git]

Morning all.

 

Hospital visits (Leicester Royal and Nottingham City) today.

 

[Mawsley]

11 hours ago, husoi said:

Have you seen the size of the overhead locker on a A380-800? IKEA have smaller wardrobes

 

The bars are wonderful though

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

Today started off well - for all of 5 minutes. I had to swap my day off due to school events so I had today booked off and the weather is glorious. So first thing I had the Bobber all ready to set off for a bimble around N Wales when two contractors vans arrived out of the blue to work on our house. We live in tied accommodation and this was a job that should have been done last August. 

 

So that put paid to me going out. I wheeled the bike back into the garage and though I'd do some work on a model boat. Just got started on that and a lady arrived saying there was a leak in our hall so the floor was flooded. So left off the boat and got my toolkit out.

 

Meanwhile my wife didn't arrive at work due to a tractor towing a slurry tank ploughing through two houses and demolishing them. So trying to get through to her work to say she was stuck in traffic.

 

Raced up to the hall to turn the water off which is located in the disabled toilet - just to see an elderly lady lock herself in there so had to wait with water pouring everywhere until she emerged. It was not quick.

 

To get at the faulty joint I needed to remove the waste pipe under the sink, and behold, whoever had installed the trap had snapped the retaining bolt so had just glued it in place with silicone. Off to Wickes to get a new trap. "We don't do that type." So off to B&Q which is in the next town - by now it's school kicking out time so the roads are filled with huge SUVs driven by people who have no idea how to drive.

 

Get a new trap, a new tube of silicone, a pack of olives, and head home. And some twerp had decided to have a crash so the road was closed.

 

The leak is fixed, the new trap is installed, my wife is still stuck in traffic trying to get home. The bike has gone nowhere. But the mast and mainsail are trial rigged on the boat. And I have beer.

Edited April 1 by Mississippi Bullfrog

[Mickly]

3 minutes ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

Today started off well - for all of 5 minutes. I had to swap my day off due to school events so I had today booked off and the weather is glorious. So first thing I had the Bobber all ready to set off for a bimble around N Wales when two contractors vans arrived out of the blue to work on our house. We live in tied accommodation and this was a job that should have been done last August. 

 

So that put paid to me going out. I wheeled the bike back into the garage and though I'd do some work on a model boat. Just got started on that and a lady arrived saying there was a leak in our hall so the floor was flooded. So left off the boat and got my toolkit out.

 

Meanwhile my wife didn't arrive at work due to a tractor towing a slurry tank ploughing through two houses and demolishing them. So trying to get through to her work to say she was stuck in traffic.

 

Raced up to the hall to turn the water off which is located in the disabled toilet - just to see an elderly lady lock herself in there so had to wait with water pouring everywhere until she emerged. It was not quick.

 

To get at the faulty joint I needed to remove the waste pipe under the sink, and behold, whoever had installed the trap had snapped the retaining bolt so had just glued it in place with silicone. Off to Wickes to get a new trap. "We don't do that type." So off to B&Q which is in the next town - by now it's school kicking out time so the roads are filled with huge SUVs driven by people who have no idea how to drive.

 

Get a new trap, a new tube of silicone, a pack of olives, and head home. And some twerp had decided to have a crash so the road was closed.

 

The leak is fixed, the new trap is installed, my wife is still stuck in traffic trying to get home. The bike has gone nowhere. But the mast and mainsail are trial rigged on the boat. And I have beer.

I love a story with a happy ending 

[Simon Davey]

Blimey, nothing happened to me today, so judging by @Mississippi Bullfrog day, mine's been amazing 

[rennie]

Good afternoon 

[S-Westerly]

Saw that tractor crash in the online news. Looks like it demolished 2 houses and hit a car. Like to see how it supposedly happened. Having seen some of the local tractors hurtling along at silly speeds scattering crap everywhere could be interesting.