MOD cuts

[Stu]

No more planes to be made for the MOD 

 

 

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-marines-trial-jet-pack-for-boarding-ships/

 

 

[Bender]

Phew 

 

Read thread title and thought you'd sacked @Tiggie  

[Stu]

1 minute ago, Bender said:

Phew 

 

Read thread title and thought you'd sacked @Tiggie  

 

I'm not sure anyone would notice! 

 

[Six30]

10 minutes ago, Stu said:

 

I'm not sure anyone would notice! 

 

to busy cutting his fingers off 

[Stu]

Just now, Six30 said:

to busy cutting his fingers off 

 

Yup! he can't type now! 

 

I feel for his missus! 

 

Only because he can't now

[Tiggie]

Piss off!!! 

 

I'll have you know it's a very upsetting time for me now. 

 

I can't go in my hot tub until the cut has healed and I ran out of my favourite bourbon last night 

 

[Bender]

7 hours ago, Tiggie said:

Piss off!!! 

 

I'll have you know it's a very upsetting time for me now. 

 

I can't go in my hot tub until the cut has healed and I ran out of my favourite bourbon last night 

 

Can't go into hot tub until it's healed?  Is that because taking a bubble bath in a primordial cocktail of bacteria is frowned upon  

[Trooper74]

2 minutes ago, Bender said:

Can't go into hot tub until it's healed?  Is that because taking a bubble bath in a primordial cocktail of bacteria is frowned upon  

The “ Petri Dish of Filth “ as hot tubs are known in our house.

[fastbob]

10 hours ago, Stu said:

No more planes to be made for the MOD 

 

 

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-marines-trial-jet-pack-for-boarding-ships/

 

 

Looks like we're down to one Royal Marine then . Surly we could save a bit more money if he was simply fired from a compressed air cannon .

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

1 hour ago, fastbob said:

Looks like we're down to one Royal Marine then . Surly we could save a bit more money if he was simply fired from a compressed air cannon .

Or was given a gallon of baked beans for his tea.

[fullscreenaging]

Bang goes the element of surprise. 
 

Surely if he was boarding a ship that didn’t want him there he’d either be shot on the way there or as soon as he landed.
Unless the jets double up as a weapon?

[fastbob]

1 hour ago, fullscreenaging said:

Bang goes the element of surprise. 
 

Surely if he was boarding a ship that didn’t want him there he’d either be shot on the way there or as soon as he landed.
Unless the jets double up as a weapon?

I believe it is a satirical spoof .