Stu Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 No more planes to be made for the MOD https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-marines-trial-jet-pack-for-boarding-ships/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Phew Read thread title and thought you'd sacked @Tiggie 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Bender said: Phew Read thread title and thought you'd sacked @Tiggie I'm not sure anyone would notice! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stu said: I'm not sure anyone would notice! to busy cutting his fingers off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Six30 said: to busy cutting his fingers off Yup! he can't type now! I feel for his missus! Only because he can't now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Piss off!!! I'll have you know it's a very upsetting time for me now. I can't go in my hot tub until the cut has healed and I ran out of my favourite bourbon last night 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Tiggie said: Piss off!!! I'll have you know it's a very upsetting time for me now. I can't go in my hot tub until the cut has healed and I ran out of my favourite bourbon last night Can't go into hot tub until it's healed? Is that because taking a bubble bath in a primordial cocktail of bacteria is frowned upon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper74 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bender said: Can't go into hot tub until it's healed? Is that because taking a bubble bath in a primordial cocktail of bacteria is frowned upon The “ Petri Dish of Filth “ as hot tubs are known in our house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 10 hours ago, Stu said: No more planes to be made for the MOD https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-marines-trial-jet-pack-for-boarding-ships/ Looks like we're down to one Royal Marine then . Surly we could save a bit more money if he was simply fired from a compressed air cannon . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, fastbob said: Looks like we're down to one Royal Marine then . Surly we could save a bit more money if he was simply fired from a compressed air cannon . Or was given a gallon of baked beans for his tea. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullscreenaging Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Bang goes the element of surprise. Surely if he was boarding a ship that didn’t want him there he’d either be shot on the way there or as soon as he landed. Unless the jets double up as a weapon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, fullscreenaging said: Bang goes the element of surprise. Surely if he was boarding a ship that didn’t want him there he’d either be shot on the way there or as soon as he landed. Unless the jets double up as a weapon? I believe it is a satirical spoof . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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