Stolen Reward offered

[onesea]

REWARD

So pissed off right now. I hope these bast*rds get caught.

 

@Six30 doesn’t deserve this. he gets up everyday and works his ass off for the things he has. I hope you get everything back! Someone broke into his van and stole a bunch of stuff. If anyone comes across anybody selling stuff in pubs, or Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the listed items please let him know.
 

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo

1 x large tube of strawberry flavored lube

1 x Cucumber

1 x signed photo of a shirtless Jason Mamoa

1 x rope

1 x bag of cable ties

1 x pair of nipple clamps

1 x roll of gaffer tape

1 x butt plug

2 x pink fur lined handcuffs

1 x Paddle

1 x 36" 2 headed orange dildo

1 x deluxe inflatable goat

 

Reward for any info...

[Six30]

5 minutes ago, onesea said:

REWARD

So pissed off right now. I hope these bast*rds get caught.

 

@Six30 doesn’t deserve this. he gets up everyday and works his ass off for the things he has. I hope you get everything back! Someone broke into his van and stole a bunch of stuff. If anyone comes across anybody selling stuff in pubs, or Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the listed items please let him know.
 

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo

1 x large tube of strawberry flavored lube

1 x Cucumber

1 x signed photo of a shirtless Jason Mamoa

1 x rope

1 x bag of cable ties

1 x pair of nipple clamps

1 x roll of gaffer tape

1 x butt plug

2 x pink fur lined handcuffs

1 x Paddle

1 x 36" 2 headed orange dildo

1 x deluxe inflatable goat

 

Reward for any info...

 

they can keep it all , not bothered.... if i was you i'd be more worried about the photos of your mrs that was in there.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Six30

[Fish]

He's more worried about his fleshlight that's also missing  

[Bender]

2 minutes ago, Fish said:

He's more worried about his fleshlight that's also missing  

@Stu is looking into that right now, literally

[fullscreenaging]

I got the inflatable goat for a great price. A few mucky marks round the back, but should clean up ok. 

[Fozzie]

I got the cucumber but it was pickled... 

[TimR]

15 minutes ago, Fozzie said:

I got the cucumber but it was pickled... 

Ps it was pickled in a salty liquid substance but it wasn't brine ..

I Would advise caution in handling or eating ..

[Six30]

Drama over .... got it all back , some fooker in a bus jus been pulled speeding his way back to Hull with it all on the back seat.

[husoi]

Surprised the wellies didn't got nicked...

[onesea]

22 hours ago, Six30 said:

 

they can keep it all , not bothered.... if i was you i'd be more worried about the photos of your mrs that was in there.

Don’t worry they will be pictures of the X, good luck with that….

[Six30]

55 minutes ago, onesea said:

Don’t worry they will be pictures of the X, good luck with that….

your in some of em .... your very agile.

[Stu]

8 hours ago, Six30 said:

Drama over .... got it all back , some fooker in a bus jus been pulled speeding his way back to Hull with it all on the back seat.

 

I'm on holiday dickhead! no bus driving for me  

[Tiggie]

obviously a busman's holiday 

[onesea]

15 minutes ago, Six30 said:

your in some of em .... your very agile.

Definitely wrong person agile is not an adjective that is used to describe me…..

 

[Six30]

14 minutes ago, Stu said:

 

I'm on holiday dickhead! no bus driving for me  

 

yeh obviously in Kent , you thief.

[Stu]

Just now, Six30 said:

 

yeh obviously in Kent , you thief.

 

I only nicked the bus to get out of that shithole! not my fault your shite was on there  

[Bender]

24 minutes ago, Stu said:

 

I'm on holiday dickhead! no bus driving for me  

Which is what @Stuhas had emblazoned on his uniform since the day he started  

[Stu]

Just now, Bender said:

Which is what @Stuhas had emblazoned on his uniform since the day he started  

 

I only have two weeks off! 

 

Which isn;t bad for only 4 days holiday