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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?


Make me one with everything.


:seeya:

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What did one traffic light say to the other.... dont look im changing!

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What did one traffic light say to the other.... dont look im changing!

 

I stopped at the traffic lights and looked at the guy next to me.

It was on, I could see the fury in his eyes. I waited for the lights to change.


"Let's race," I mouthed to him.


Then the guy said, "stop f**king around and press the button."

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Weird how it's March 29th... yet it feels like the end of May... :D

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Two herring's sat smoking in the house, one say's to the other "what a day, i'm absolutely kippered"

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I caught my mate with his knob in his wallet.









turns out he went to see a fortune teller and she told him he should be coming into some money!

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Not very nice selling your mum off like that @Six30

[/quot[mention]Six30[/mention]






Nan :roll:

Guest Richzx6r
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What not to do to someone who's just starting an engine up for the first time after a rebuild :twisted:


https://youtu.be/LONT1oboJrs

 

🤣🤣🤣 that would be hilarious I dont k how how he kept a straight face

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