Smithers Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?Make me one with everything. Quote
SometimesSansEngine Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/SocietyofCheshireUnitedMotorcyclists/videos/1026859997353037/UzpfSTY1MjY1OTE4NzpWSzoyMzY2NDA1MjkzNDExNzUz/?multi_permalinks=2366405293411753¬if_id=1553523763781738¬if_t=group_highlights Quote
Ross Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 What did one traffic light say to the other.... dont look im changing! Quote
SometimesSansEngine Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 What did one traffic light say to the other.... dont look im changing! I stopped at the traffic lights and looked at the guy next to me.It was on, I could see the fury in his eyes. I waited for the lights to change."Let's race," I mouthed to him.Then the guy said, "stop f**king around and press the button." Quote
Stu Posted March 29, 2019 Posted March 29, 2019 Weird how it's March 29th... yet it feels like the end of May... Quote
old-timer Posted March 31, 2019 Posted March 31, 2019 Or...Just relocate to Iceland; No need to adjust clocks... ! Quote
SometimesSansEngine Posted March 31, 2019 Posted March 31, 2019 Not exactly my worst joke, but YouTube suggested this vid and I don't mind Bear Grylls, the comments made me laugh though"> Quote
billy sugger Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 how do you make a sausage roll? chuck it down a slope Quote
dynax Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 Two herring's sat smoking in the house, one say's to the other "what a day, i'm absolutely kippered" Quote
billy sugger Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 I caught my mate with his knob in his wallet.turns out he went to see a fortune teller and she told him he should be coming into some money! Quote
billy sugger Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 Elton John is learning Urdu, but sari seems to be the hardest word Quote
Hoggs Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 Not very nice selling your mum off like that [mention]Six30[/mention] Quote
Six30 Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 Not very nice selling your mum off like that @Six30[/quot[mention]Six30[/mention] Nan Quote
Tiggie Posted April 8, 2019 Posted April 8, 2019 What not to do to someone who's just starting an engine up for the first time after a rebuild https://youtu.be/LONT1oboJrs Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted April 8, 2019 Posted April 8, 2019 What not to do to someone who's just starting an engine up for the first time after a rebuild https://youtu.be/LONT1oboJrs that would be hilarious I dont k how how he kept a straight face Quote
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