husoi Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 Lets keep it on topic please There is plenty of other threads on this sort of thing please use one of those I think [mention]Stu[/mention] that last one will get the prize for worst joke... Quote
old-timer Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 The USA is really over digitized and inward-looking.When someone mentioned 'manual labor', they thought it was he name of the Mexican president.. Quote
James in Brum Posted July 11, 2020 Posted July 11, 2020 Harsh [mention]Stu[/mention] poor [mention]dynax[/mention] Quote
onesea Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 Anyone know anything about fixing Dishwashers?I have tried Chocolate and Flowers, she is still moaning... Quote
dynax Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/Elkarmaregresa.es/videos/313326496514792/ Quote
S-Westerly Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 You planning on buying it? Looks like a good project! Quote
Tiggie Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong."Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I became, *ahem*, aroused every time I saw her?""Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh."Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.""That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?""I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried it would happen to me again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show"."Sensible" says Jeff."So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.""And what happened then?""I kicked her in the face." Quote
Stu Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 I went to a pub yesterday evening and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code because I needed to check a message."Oh no" he said, "No wifi in here, people used to sit talking in pubs, about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot. Now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see. Therefore, no wifi in this pub.""You know what?" I replied, "You're right" and I put my phone away."Thank you", the landlord said "In this pub I want you to act as you would twenty years ago".So I lit a cigarette, gave him 50p for the pint and said "Two can play at that game mate." Quote
dynax Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 Bollox it won't load https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/1503927676663948/ Quote
NeilM Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 @Stu Like i said. Tea cake Breadcake! Deluded Quote
skyrider Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 baps Baps???????Baps are chesticles how about stotties then or oven bottoms Quote
Stu Posted August 5, 2020 Posted August 5, 2020 baps Baps???????Baps are chesticles how about stotties then or oven bottoms You're just making the names of these Breadcakes up now Quote
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