Me!!
I rent a garage where my other 3 bikes are, and went there yesterday to sort out everything to start rebuilding the 500.
Where the boxes are stored it is covered in spiders webs and some big buggers, so I thought, "I know, I'll burn it all away, assassins creed style"
So, out comes the blow torch, and for the hard to reach bits, a can of brake cleaner, Yeh, a homemade flamethrower .
A few very satisfying moments later, cue one spider and web free area, apart from one teeny problem.
You all know what's coming, don't you?
Yes, you guessed it, I managed to set fire to the boxes, along with a big nylon blanket covering them, and a set of nylon overalls.
Cue frantic grabbing of burning stuff to get it out of the garage, leaving a trail of burning debris in its wake.
Managed to put it all out with a combination of dad dancing and wee,(don't ask) .
The ultimate result, apart from loads of black cobwebs, is nylon melted to a lot of the engine casings I lovingly spent hours sanding down and repainting, and two very melted side panels! Still, could have been worse - the garage is still standing