Chip oil

[Cartoon Head]

Can you run a bike on old chip fat oil , I heard you can with cars .

[fastbob]

Can you run a bike on old chip fat oil , I heard you can with cars .

 

Yep , just pour it straight into your tank but try to keep out most of the crispy bits .

[Guest]

You can also use Vaginal Fluids!

[Snod Blatter]

Also this is for diesels..

[Guest Richzx6r]

Human piss will also do exactly the same so next time you need a Jimmy.......fill ya tank

[Tiggie]

Yes but only beef dripping, none of that vegetable oil stuff. The trick is to pour it into the filler cap while its still hot, otherwise it takes ages to spoon it in when set

Trust me on this, I run a chippie

[Six30]

just add a touch of sharp sand.... it helps it to circulate round all them moving parts better

[S-Westerly]

just add a touch of sharp sand.... it helps it to circulate round all them moving parts better

 

Yeah, the fine sand helps remove the carbon deposits and keeps your internals clean.

[fastbob]

There are many alternative bio fuels .

[S-Westerly]

You can also use Vaginal Fluids!

 

Difficult to bottle though.

[Tiggie]

Thought I'd be nice and give a genuine answer.

The cars that run on old veg oil (Biodiesel) are diesel engined. Motorbikes are petrol engined so the answer is no, its a different kind of combustion in a petrol engine to what biodiesel needs to work.

And yes before anyone says anything there are a few diesel engine bikes out there but I can bet the op doesnt have one and neither do you!

[Mickly]

You can also use Vaginal Fluids!

 

Remember!!

There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge.

Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties

[S-Westerly]

You can also use Vaginal Fluids!

 

Remember!!

There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge.

Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties

 

I think I feel sick.

[Mickly]

You can also use Vaginal Fluids!

 

Remember!!

There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge.

Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties

 

I think I feel sick.

 

Good grief, you didn’t try and eat it did you?

[dynax]

Remember!!

There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge.

Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties

 

I think I feel sick.

 

Good grief, you didn’t try and eat it did you?

 

Reminds me of a joke about a sandwich and picalilly or was it mayonaise

[The Hitcher]

If you’ve got a bike that’s powered by an old indirect injection Diesel engine then yes, otherwise no, stick to pee or vaginal fluids as already recommended.

[FallingDown]

Mate I can tell you how to get free fuel from ANY petrol station in the country totally legit. Not stealing or breaking any law, just a legal loopholel I learned. I tell every fully paid up (6 months minimum) member of the forum this information TOTALLY FREE.

[FallingDown]

Mate I can tell you how to get free fuel from ANY petrol station in the country totally legit. Not stealing or breaking any law, just a legal loopholel I learned. I tell every fully paid up (6 months minimum) member of the forum this information TOTALLY FREE.

 

Do I need to worry that someone else on here might believe this????

[Guest Swagman]

Mate I can tell you how to get free fuel from ANY petrol station in the country totally legit. Not stealing or breaking any law, just a legal loopholel I learned. I tell every fully paid up (6 months minimum) member of the forum this information TOTALLY FREE.

 

Do I need to worry that someone else on here might believe this????

 

Not for a minute.

[Tiggie]

[FallingDown]

Look up magic potions and spells on eBay. Take a look at the reviews. People are dumb

[skyrider]

if you put a spoonful of caster oil in your petrol tank when you are going down the road it smells like castrol r