why you should never let a friend help you with your bike

[Tiggie]

Evil evil man

[Six30]

quality

[Guest Swagman]

That’s a great idea.

[Guest Richzx6r]

That is brilliant

[S-Westerly]

Like to see the bit where the victim finds out!

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

He may be morally evil but he’s got a good sense of rhythm.

[Old-codger]

Brilliant practical joke he must of been a drummer in a previous life.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

I used to work in a little back street garage after school, we had a lad with a 250 as everyone had in those days who was always messing around with it trying to make it go faster. Someone told him adding Brasso to the petrol would polish the inside of his engine, which being a muppet he believed. He ended up with a very neat hole through the crown of his pistons.

They made a nice set of matching candle holders though.

The other lark was smearing grease inside the exhaust of anything the new guy was doing engine work on. The smoke soon after starting it usually produced worried looks.

[Tiggie]

My favourite was to disconnect the clutch sensor wire that is by the clutch lever. Bike won't start as it doesn't think the clutch is disengaged.

It's normally a very easy little connector to pull and not something you usually check for when it won't start

[dynax]

The other lark was smearing grease inside the exhaust of anything the new guy was doing engine work on. The smoke soon after starting it usually produced worried looks.

 

Not long after i got my own car and being a bit of Bond fanatic and gadget freak, i rigged up a washer bottle and line into the exhaust pipe, the bottle was filled with a light oil and a switch on the dash, and i had my own version of a smoke screen

[geofferz]

The other lark was smearing grease inside the exhaust of anything the new guy was doing engine work on. The smoke soon after starting it usually produced worried looks.

 

Not long after i got my own car and being a bit of Bond fanatic and gadget freak, i rigged up a washer bottle and line into the exhaust pipe, the bottle was filled with a light oil and a switch on the dash, and i had my own version of a smoke screen

 

That is fantastic.

[manxie49]

I bet if we think hard we could all identify at least one friend like this .....

[Guest Richzx6r]

I bet if we think hard we could all identify at least one friend like this .....

 

I'll stick my hand up to being one of them mates, always playing practical jokes

[WD-40]

This is another good one I saw a while ago

[Tiggie]

Ducatis sound like a bag of spanners usually anyway

[Ian Frog]

I bet if we think hard we could all identify at least one friend like this .....

 

I'll stick my hand up to being one of them mates, always playing practical jokes

 

Don't even think about it or you will be visiting a proctologist to remove your tyre !

Cheers

Ian

[Marino]

That is actually proper Ducati sound, without it something is wrong

[Guest Richzx6r]

I bet if we think hard we could all identify at least one friend like this .....

 

I'll stick my hand up to being one of them mates, always playing practical jokes

 

Don't even think about it or you will be visiting a proctologist to remove your tyre !

Cheers

Ian

 

I would never play a prank on you ian