Another mew electric motorbike with sound.....

[Bender]

I would like a v12 f1 mode

[Marino]

Finally cure for electric motorcycle

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

Finally cure for electric motorcycle

 

Model aircraft could do this over a decade ago. It's not down to lack of technology, just lack of willpower to adapt it to bikes.

[Bianco2564]

Now all they need to emulate on the 2 stroke is the smoke,

A pair of vape cigarettes should work.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

Now all they need to emulate on the 2 stroke is the smoke,

A pair of vape cigarettes should work.

 

Can you imagine following a two stroke that smells of Dew Drenched Morning Raspberry. It's not quite the same.

[skyrider]

they will be using a strip of cardboard and a clothes peg in the wheels next like i did fifty odd years ago

[rennie]

In the days of my very misspent youth I used to follow 1 of my mates a lot!

He used chip oil instead of 2 stroke (his parents owned a chippy)

[Guest Richzx6r]

I still wouldn't want it.....

[The Hitcher]

That’s great but could it they do one emulating a 750cc Honda V4 with gear driven cams bit with modern superbike power please.

[Six30]

[geofferz]

Gay.

[Mickly]

I was talking to some JLR boffins about 10 years ago about this kind of technology, they were developing an App that you could down load to your vehicle - ICE/Hybrid at the time & pick a engine sound, everything from V12, turbine to tank ( even emulating the noise of the tracks), although this was for the benefit of the people in the vehicle rather than external, dunno what happened to it.

[Mickly]

Now all they need to emulate on the 2 stroke is the smoke,

A pair of vape cigarettes should work.

 

Can you imagine following a two stroke that smells of Dew Drenched Morning Raspberry. It's not quite the same.

 

I’m sure you used to be able to get Strawberry scented 2 stroke oil at some point.

[Mickly]

[Bianco2564]

Now all they need to emulate on the 2 stroke is the smoke,

A pair of vape cigarettes should work.

 

Can you imagine following a two stroke that smells of Dew Drenched Morning Raspberry. It's not quite the same.

 

I’m sure you used to be able to get Strawberry scented 2 stroke oil at some point.

 

I thought you were taking the Mick (ly) but not so.

Castrol R has the best smell

[fastbob]

I don't want to know . f**k it .

[Bender]

I think an old transit 2.4Di mode would be interesting too.

[fastbob]

I don't care if it can be be programmed to play the Ying Tong Song .

[Bender]

I don't care if it can be be programmed to play the Ying Tong Song .

 

Don't worry I know you don't like the future but it's coming one way or another, yang tong yiddle I po.

[The Hitcher]

I was talking to some JLR boffins about 10 years ago about this kind of technology, they were developing an App that you could down load to your vehicle - ICE/Hybrid at the time & pick a engine sound, everything from V12, turbine to tank ( even emulating the noise of the tracks), although this was for the benefit of the people in the vehicle rather than external, dunno what happened to it.

 

If I were a JLR boffin I’d be more worried about building cars that don’t constantly have quality issues or break down than creating better engine noises, some of their cars sound great as is those SVRs sound amazing.

[skyrider]

Can you imagine following a two stroke that smells of Dew Drenched Morning Raspberry. It's not quite the same.

 

I’m sure you used to be able to get Strawberry scented 2 stroke oil at some point.

 

I thought you were taking the Mick (ly) but not so.

Castrol R has the best smell

if you want to make your bike smell like it's running on castrol r put a spoon full of caster oil in the tank