Your worst joke!!!

[JRH]

[onesea]

[AstronautNinja]

1 hour ago, onesea said:

I frequently tell my son that the "fun police" are out in force when she pisses on our games. I was trying to teach him that the angle of incidence equals the angle of reflection. Apparantly bouncy balls at the kitchen table arent how this is done.

[RideWithStyles]

Bouncy balls? You’re still too young to know the finer point of dealing with ones that don’t own them that play with them.

[Tiggie]

[Grumpy Old Git]

1 hour ago, Tiggie said:

Which queue? I have tickets for both Totally Floyd (tonight at the (would have been t'Rally venue) and on the 14th Sept for Think Floyd a t'Key Theatre, P'boro.

 

[fredc]

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[AstronautNinja]

[AstronautNinja]

And to whoever is laughing, well pack it in! This to enable and empower our poverty stricken brethren to defeat the "can you even afford a new bike" nonsensical heathens with logic and reason. 

 

Schools important but bikes are importanter

[husoi]

[Grumpy Old Git]

12 hours ago, husoi said:

Is the Pringles holder the one opposite the hot-dog holder?

[Capt Sisko]

[AstronautNinja]

[husoi]

Electrical engineering made simple...

[Grumpy Old Git]

14 hours ago, husoi said:

Electrical engineering made simple...

You should wet the soil every week to ensure it is 'good'.

[Tiggie]

Potential for a nice little money making scheme here 

 

[AstronautNinja]

23 minutes ago, Tiggie said:

Potential for a nice little money making scheme here 

 

I'll come do it for free

[Bender]

On 18/09/2024 at 06:53, Grumpy Old Git said:

You should wet the soil every week to ensure it is 'good'.

Bit like the earth for the old phone ehhhh

[daveinlim]

Chris Eubank has said he has just written a book about ethics. 

If it's successful he's said he'll write one about Kent and Surrey too. 

 

 

[Steve_M]

An oldie but…

[JRH]

[md01jm]

On 22/05/2011 at 18:41, Throttled said:

I still laugh at this one, even if it is terrible

 

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says 'why the long face?'

A white horse walks into a bar, the bartender says I have a whisky named after you and the horse says I didn't know there was a whisky called Derrick 

[JRH]