Mickly

Started the Trophy Cafe Racer project up, sounded sweet - idle was a bit quick but rear wheel was spinning ( on centre stand ) so it had started in gear without holding in the clutch! Then hit the kill switch & it continued running, turned off the ignition & it continued running - had to pull the plug caps to stop it. As it’s not a two stroke running away with it’s self it seems I’ve got an electrical gremlin... bugger !!

Why would they be a danger to anyone else but them selves? If they take up more of the limited health resources in this country those resources are not available For someone else. Maybe. Best stop riding altogether then ....

I always wear a helmet, but I’m pro choice & anti compulsion. Luckily the helmet law has thus far not led to the compulsive use of protective gear ( again I choose to wear protective gear , mostly) or other stuff such as airbags, leg protectors or BHP limits, not for the want of various nut jobs trying to enforce their unfounded dogma & rebuffed thanks to the likes of MAG.

Why would they be a danger to anyone else but them selves?

Going on a bike trip to Newquay in Cornwall on Sunday, bimble around darkest Cornwall on Monday, home on Tuesday. A Pasty & Cider or 2 may be consumed.

do take em home and cook em , or chuck em back Dynax Legal size take home and cook if i catch any Bass,Mackerel,Cod Knew about minimum sizes for Bass & COD, didn’t know there was a 30cm minimum for Mackerel - just looked it up. Thanks for the tip off

Freshly caught mackerel on a shoreside bbq ... yum yum. Although they are buggers to fillet boneless.

Last time Mrs Mickly told me to get changed in the garage coz I was soaking wet, I walked into the house stark bollock naked as I was soaked to the skin I’d got nothing to change into .... How was I to know that her sister was visiting ?

Yep, Major Spanking-Hyde & Lady Twinset - Pearl Necklace will galvanise the local W.I. & Masonic lodge to ensure it never disturbs the tranquility of their retirement idyll - “bloody tourists are bad enough, should be allowed to shoot the buggers in season” says outraged local judge Sir Roger Emruffly !!

Funnily enough, while watching a tv programme about how to stop nuisance calls I got this ... & my response - do not view if you are easily offended!!

Bloody hell, took you some time didn’t it... Most lads have perfected the art of shower sex by the age of 14 ..

I was expounding that theory with a couple of the team at work once, complaining about a guy called Simon Craig, said that his parents did it on purpose just to confuse people & he continued to do so in the work place ...... They just stared at me ... Then I twigged ..... their names were Julie Duncan & Mark Simon ..... whoops

Did dark & dirty deeds

Nice way of having fun at under 20 MPH Won’t last long, make the most of it before it’s banned!!

They also can help stop your visor misting up & protect you neck from insect strikes .. except for the really big hard bast*rds .... Bumble bee & Cockchafer I’m looking at you !!

Yep, they’re on a slippery slope

All round to Tiggies ... House Paaarrrttttyyyy

Left in 1978 Me & my mates were leaving the day of our last exam, so as these were all different, we arranged to meet for a drink in the field behind the school on the last official day of school. Obviously shit mates with shit excuses as no fukka turned up.” Except me. On the bright side a group of girls had the same idea, so I sat with them drinking wine, scotch & Newcastle Brown. They got flirty & I copped off with one of them ( who I’d fancied for ages ), she only told me she’d got an older boyfriend when she was pulling her knickers up !! I was slightly gutted, but too happy & pissed to really care.

Nuffink wrung wiv bein a Brummie. Brummie born & bred ( until the age of 25 ) although my parents always called it North Worcestershire You're sure you're not a Yam Yam? Wash your mouth out !! I do not make nails with my forehead!! Yam yam ffs - Them’s from Blackcountry.

Bilton is in Ull....... Sounds to me like the thing that Brummies do! Can't admit they're from Brum so they all say they're from Solihull. Nuffink wrung wiv bein a Brummie. Brummie born & bred ( until the age of 25 ) although my parents always called it North Worcestershire

Back on topic .... Do you wish to replace the oil or has it been leaking & you want to top it up? If it’s just replacing it, measure the air gap before you empty it & re-fill to that level. If it’s been leaking measure the side that hasn’t & replicate on the other side.

A nature reserve with no animals... Only to be expected considering the number of villages/ towns with no people.

H’mm carpet would be great, in that m6 nuts wouldn’t roll / bounce off into oblivion, but could also hide spikey or slimey Things that can be knelt on. Also carpet can harbour moisture.