Mawsley Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 Things I’ve learnt in 2018:1. Never, ever drink soya milk. Almond milk is ace, soya milk must have been produced by squeezing the soya bean’s anus.2. ...[to be continued as I imagine that between the lot of us we might learn other new things over the course of the year? Maybe not] Quote
leener Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 - Everyone on the road hates you and wants to kill you- Don't trust anyone who says, "trust me"- Tennis Elbow really hurts... a lot- The whole of the western world is running on greed- Money just is a concept of human perception, an illusion that dictates the control of a nation- Triumphs can often have a lot of electrical issues- Dogs really don't like cats- The observable universe is expanding a lot quicker than imaginable by our tiny little minds, and we are all going to die!!!- String theory is a lot more easy to understand than people, particularly women- The terrible smell from inside my car was food that had festered for so long that it had evolved into a new specie of bovine. So, make it a habit to clean out your car regularly, before a new civilization tries to overthrow you from your position as driver- If you think you might need fuel then you definitely need fuel- Always put toilet paper down on the seat before you sit, unless you are the only one to use it- Never trust a fart- Taking the lid off the radiator isn't a good idea when the engine is hot. Don't do it... I said DON'T!- When buying any vehicle, remember that the person selling it is always hiding something from you Quote
Westbeef Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 - Everyone on the road hates you and wants to kill you- Don't trust anyone who says, "trust me"- Tennis Elbow really hurts... a lot- The whole of the western world is running on greed- Money just is a concept of human perception, an illusion that dictates the control of a nation- Triumphs can often have a lot of electrical issues- Dogs really don't like cats- The observable universe is expanding a lot quicker than imaginable by our tiny little minds, and we are all going to die!!!- String theory is a lot more easy to understand than people, particularly women- The terrible smell from inside my car was food that had festered for so long that it had evolved into a new specie of bovine. So, make it a habit to clean out your car regularly, before a new civilization tries to overthrow you from your position as driver- If you think you might need fuel then you definitely need fuel- Always put toilet paper down on the seat before you sit, unless you are the only one to use it- Never trust a fart- Taking the lid off the radiator isn't a good idea when the engine is hot. Don't do it... I said DON'T!- When buying any vehicle, remember that the person selling it is always hiding something from you Someone's had a busy 4 days, I haven't even sobered up yet Quote
Hoggs Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 That Six should have got the Mod gig! Are we starting this again? My avatar is my actual reaction Quote
Gin Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 Nout yet... Oh.. Actually, I've learnt that my brain turns to mush when ever I open a textbook... Quote
Grumpy Old Git Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 - The whole of the world is running on greed Slight correction old fruit. Quote
bonio Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 The origin of the word chopper is about bikes with bits chopped off. Thank you, Prof. Fastbob Quote
fastbob Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 The origin of the word chopper is about bikes with bits chopped off. Thank you, Prof. Fastbob A pleasure to be of service. Quote
Adamjf82 Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 I learnt that if a ladder is available don't try and be Spiderman. And if 7 people tell you to go to hospital then don't wait a few days and then go only to find out you've broken your wrist in 3 places Quote
Six30 Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 That Six should have got the Mod gig! Are we starting this again? My avatar is my actual reaction Fook your mod job .... I'm far to busy and over qualified Oh yeh and fook your silly avatar Quote
Mawsley Posted January 5, 2018 Author Posted January 5, 2018 2. Hoggs likes her new avatar and believes it automatically replies to all posts.3. I feel envy towards animated avatars Quote
rennie Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 I have learnt to ignore TV weather forecasts! And that trying to ride over bridges with 60/70mph cross windsis pretty scary! Quote
Mawsley Posted January 5, 2018 Author Posted January 5, 2018 I have learnt to ignore TV weather forecasts! 4. Weather forecasts of clear dry days are full of sh*t, especially if you plan your week's work to give yourself a free day playing on the clear, dry roads. Quote
Joeman Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 I've been back at work two days this year. This is what I've learned:Trains are useless - both days they've leg me down. Trying not to go boozing after work is also useless. In two days I've been pursuaded to the pub 50% of my evenings! Quote
Joe85 Posted January 6, 2018 Posted January 6, 2018 Whats goes in spicy, comes out spicy.And watery. Quote
Bender Posted January 6, 2018 Posted January 6, 2018 Don't set fire to jeans you are wearing as it hurts and you need to buy new ones Quote
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