Mickly

Bloody expensive/ Best set up your own moonshine still - it can’t be hard, look at the Rednecks that do it on the tele, not a shared brain cell between them !!

What’s stopping you?

Going to the Van in Cornwall - as long as my head stops tripping out by then

Be very careful over who you choose to ride pillion with - both my biggest offs have been as a pillion.

Here’s an example of how this behaviour can adversely affect others: A local pub held a charity afternoon/night that carried on to late at night. Someone(s) complained & as a result the pub was served a noise abatement order. A local forum was whipped up into incandescent rage by some utter tosser over someone complaining about a charity event. The result is that they have coalesced into a group that are now taking in turns to have very loud garden karaoke parties every Saturday until midnight. So the whole neighbourhood now has to suffer this due to those with so little in their lives w*nking off over the thought that they are clever and getting their own back!!

Yep, they are the impotent types with sad little lives that really get off on the feeling of importance in leading a crusade, no matter what the subject is. In the past, it would have been a letter to their MP or representation to the Parish Council that would have them running for the Kleenex. Unfortunately the advent of local forums on the internet give these anally retentive, no marks the recognition they crave.

Bleugh, not been well at all. Went to bed on Thursday night & the room started spinning despite not having had a drink - could only get to the loo by crawling as I couldn’t stand. Still bad on Friday morning, so got a phone consultation with the Doc who diagnosed ‘Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo’ so got some meds & a leaflet on some exercises I need to do. Only been out of bed for the loo since. This morning I managed to wobble to the loo without hanging onto the wall, so slowly getting better, and feel well enough to try the exercises. Thank goodness for Test Match Special, as all I could do was lie down with my eyes closed.

Don’t wanna do that, makes the keys stick

Happy birthday have a good evening & may your morning hangover be legendary

Mines a screamer, with a few “Oh my Gods” & “Yes,yes,yes’s “ thrown in

What a coincidence, just arrived back from a week in Newquay Cornwall & saw this: So bloody true

Why ? I just don’t understand any of it, why would you go there queue & then pay over the odds?

A Honda 250N Superdream - what a pile of shite, slower than anything else of a comparable capacity, wayward handling & the subject of a massive amount of piss taking … only had it a month then sold it to an old guy who strapped a massive top box to it & used it for commuting. it was replaced by an X7 … much better in all respects.

I experienced this in a pub called the Kilcreggan, funnily enough in a place called Kilcreggan, just west of Helensburgh. I’d gone to watch a footy match - a Liverpool European championship match - not a supporter, but I’d left the Missus & Mother in Law in the cottage- you get the idea Any way, I was propping up the bar having a quiet Tennants when I became aware that one of the two very pissed blokes sat at a table trying to talk to me & all I could hear was “Weegie, Weegie, f*ckin Emilie Heskey, Weegie, Weegie” I ignored him, which seemed to wind him up so he staggered to his feet & drew him self to his full height of 5’6” although he was that size wide - he then stood by me giving it more Weegie F’Kin Emile Heskey, I told him I couldn’t understand a word he was saying & told him to f’ck off & leave me alone, the young barman intervened, but he just got a mouthful of Weegie obscenities- some of which I could understand, just before it really kicked off, one of a group of middle aged women stood up & and from what I could make out, threatened to tell his missus that he was pissing his wages up the wall, he went quiet, finished his drink & left. According to the barman, the guy had got off the fishing boat after 4 nights at sea & armed with his cash wage packet had been in there for 8 hours. While I would have had no problem in “defending” myself I’m not sure which way the rest of the pub would take it, so I count myself lucky.

Glad you had a good’un belated birthday wishes

Saw this today It was a Suzuki LS 650 Savage in a Vespa frame - chain drive with a fuel tank in the right hand pannier. A most peculiar thing, and you may ask why ? Probably coz they could. Got a lot of attention.

Sad news, I always enjoyed his columns.

Let the good times roll

If you want to keep her out, why have a lid at all??

Does this mean that @Six30 can finally move out of your wardrobe?

I’ve got some of those for when I wash the Speedtriple - prevents water ingress into the up turned exhausts

Last Pub

Each to their own in this respect ..