Old-codger Posted October 21, 2023 Posted October 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, daveinlim said: I had to read it a few times but I got it in the end lol 3 Quote
onesea Posted October 22, 2023 Posted October 22, 2023 (edited) An man sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot - what about you?' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' Edited October 22, 2023 by onesea 1 4 Quote
Guest Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Yorky said: If I was a wife I wouldn't be mad. Only be mad if he didn't buy me a new motorcycle lol Quote
Bender Posted November 10, 2023 Posted November 10, 2023 On 03/11/2023 at 14:31, onesea said: Least it's open Sunday Quote
Gerontious Posted November 11, 2023 Posted November 11, 2023 The Senotaff will be safe this weekend!! 1 4 Quote
Gerontious Posted November 16, 2023 Posted November 16, 2023 Motorists on the M4 are being urged to watch their speed as South Wales Police trial a new speed camera on the bridge between Junctions 35 and 34 near Pencoed this week. 1 2 Quote
manxie49 Posted November 23, 2023 Posted November 23, 2023 Sunday Lunch ....... I'm sorry, but I will not be held responsible for your sick imaginations! Quote
S-Westerly Posted November 23, 2023 Posted November 23, 2023 I knew there was a reason I don't like chicken. 1 Quote
Old-codger Posted November 24, 2023 Posted November 24, 2023 17 hours ago, manxie49 said: Sunday Lunch ....... I'm sorry, but I will not be held responsible for your sick imaginations! Has anyone else noticed Colonel Saunders seems to have morphed into Rolf Harris. 4 Quote
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