husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Do you remember when socks were the worst Christmas present you could get? This year I got a fecking Alexa... "Alexa, how long does it takes to swim from Southampton to New York? "I don't know that." Useless piece of sh@t.... 5 Quote
husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Author Posted January 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, Swagman said: Sooner have socks. Have a drawer full of them plus all the thermal socks for riding. Just proper red wine or 18yr Glenfiddich will be enough 1 Quote
dynax Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, husoi said: Do you remember when socks were the worst Christmas present you could get? This year I got a fecking Alexa... "Alexa, how long does it takes to swim from Southampton to New York? "I don't know that." Useless piece of sh@t.... She will fart for you if you ask her 1 Quote
NeilM Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, husoi said: Do you remember when socks were the worst Christmas present you could get? This year I got a fecking Alexa... "Alexa, how long does it takes to swim from Southampton to New York? "I don't know that." Useless piece of sh@t.... We got the mother in law one in the sales. Comedy gold. She's 80 and from Batley!!!! It can't understand her and she then proceeds to have lengthy one way arguments with it.... And i quote "stupid that woman" 3 Quote
husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Author Posted January 8, 2021 1 minute ago, dynax said: She will fart for you if you ask her I have the wife for that and don't even need to ask. Although Alexa is cheaper than keeping the wife and same amount of sex... 1 2 Quote
Guest Swagman Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 8 minutes ago, husoi said: Have a drawer full of them plus all the thermal socks for riding. Just proper red wine or 18yr Glenfiddich will be enough That sounds good to me can you send me a crate full please. Quote
husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Author Posted January 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Swagman said: That sounds good to me can you send me a crate full please. Can't. Don't have the address. And you have timeout Quote
Guest Swagman Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, husoi said: Can't. Don't have the address. And you have timeout Poor excuse for leaving me in a sober state of mind. Quote
onesea Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 35 minutes ago, husoi said: "Alexa, how long does it takes to swim from Southampton to New York? "I don't know that." Useless piece of sh@t.... 3632 nautical miles at about 3 knots so about 50.4 days however the gulf stream will be against you. So you might be better to walk to Spain and swim to the Caribbean as the weather and currents are with you and it would be warmer... 1 Quote
Guest Swagman Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 17 minutes ago, onesea said: 3632 nautical miles at about 3 knots so about 50.4 days however the gulf stream will be against you. So you might be better to walk to Spain and swim to the Caribbean as the weather and currents are with you and it would be warmer... Thanks Alexa. Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Our lot know better than to buy me anything electronic. It would be broken within seconds. Just finished building one of my presents - loads more to do during a cold dismal lockdown 3 Quote
Bender Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Alexa will by you socks, your socks won't buy you an Alexa, it's called progress Quote
S-Westerly Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) My youngest grandson gets Alexa to play the fart song. What is it with 8 year old boys and farts that reduces them to giggling heaps? Edited January 8, 2021 by S-Westerly 1 Quote
Trooper74 Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 It's listening to everything you say ... day in , day out .... Quote
husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Author Posted January 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Trooper74 said: It's listening to everything you say ... day in , day out .... That's not a problem for me. I never interrupt the wife anway. 2 Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 2 hours ago, S-Westerly said: My youngest grandson gets Alexa to play the fart song. What is it with 8 year old boys and farts that reduces them to giggling heaps? Got a link to that? Asking for a friend. 3 Quote
S-Westerly Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) Basically he just said "Alexa play fart song". And away she went. I suggest discretion if trying it out as I was telling my son and when I said the magic words it started playing. Edited January 8, 2021 by S-Westerly Quote
Mickly Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Trooper74 said: It's listening to everything you say ... day in , day out .... Every time I go to my Stepdaughter’s place I sit next to Alexa and say stuff like Jihad, kill Trump, Murder Boris, death to technology, shoot the Police & other such bollox, even if it’s switched off .... the jokes wearing a bit thin now & Alexa may actually witness a murder committed by my DiL Quote
Trooper74 Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Sit next to it and talk about sailing boat hire in the Maldives ... and within a few hours the adverts on your laptop or device will be for .... Sailing Boat Hire in the Maldives .... It's even worse if you have a Mac Book ... start talking about cycle hire in Nepal and within minutes the adverts appear ... It's a game my grandson and I play .... Quote
James in Brum Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 4 hours ago, onesea said: 3632 nautical miles at about 3 knots so about 50.4 days however the gulf stream will be against you. So you might be better to walk to Spain and swim to the Caribbean as the weather and currents are with you and it would be warmer... There is no way people average 3 knots in the water. Quote
WD-40 Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said: Our lot know better than to buy me anything electronic. It would be broken within seconds. Just finished building one of my presents - loads more to do during a cold dismal lockdown No country village model is complete without....https://www.historicrail.com/The-Boobie-Hatch-Strip-Club-Kit-HO-Scale/productinfo/400653/ Quote
skyrider Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 6 hours ago, husoi said: Do you remember when socks were the worst Christmas present you could get? This year I got a fecking Alexa... "Alexa, how long does it takes to swim from Southampton to New York? "I don't know that." Useless piece of sh@t.... nothing wrong with socks i got socks handy things Quote
husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Author Posted January 8, 2021 1 hour ago, skyrider said: nothing wrong with socks i got socks handy things Well.. socks would be a footy thing isn't? 1 Quote
skyrider Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 21 minutes ago, husoi said: Well.. socks would be a footy thing isn't? they are indeed 1 Quote
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