keith1200rs Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Stu said: My number 1 task would be searching for the spring/circlip/ball bearing/grub screw ... that shot out a few seconds ago. 1 3 Quote
Granty Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Lewis Hamilton is retiring from F1 and hoping to further a career in music. He was hoping to join Musical Youth but he couldn't Pass The Dutchy On The Left Hand Side. 9 Quote
Granty Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Me and my mate were in a pub having a couple of pints. Four blokes built like brick toilets came in and started to kick off. My mate said, Tell em we're police and they'll leave us alone. I barely got half way through Roxanne before they kicked the shit out of us. 7 Quote
billy sugger Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Xmas is coming, the goose is getting fat. Please don't dress a santa, it makes you look a twat 2 Quote
billy sugger Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 An intrepid biker last went out, on the feast of Stephen. He nearly fell off at a roundabout, Where the snow was deep and crisp and even 1 Quote
manxie49 Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 I'm not an anti-vaxxer or a conspiracy theorist ..... However ..... all the patients who had the first smallpox vaccine in 1796 have since died .... Makes you think! 1 5 Quote
DR1 Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 I’m not sure if it is a joke but it made me laugh. 1 Quote
Steve_M Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 I said to my other half that I’d want to die during sex. She replied that at least it would be quick. 1 3 Quote
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