Nominations for TOTY (Twat of the Year) 2020

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Custard on a simian bun no no no that would never do

[Tiggie]

An actual simian bun 

[skyrider]

4 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Custard on a simian bun no no no that would never do

it would taste nice though 

[Guest Richzx6r]

6 minutes ago, skyrider said:

put some custard on it 

Right you are......looks more like some kind of Danish pastry 

[skyrider]

Just now, Tiggie said:

An actual simian bun 

they look a bit different maybe not custard on those 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Buns and cups of tea yes custard and cups of tea noooooooooo

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Back on topic-

My husband who admittedly has nothing to do with this forum (and finds it highly amusing I spend time here) would like @geofferz nominated for toty on the grounds he has maliciously paraded the fantasy lifestyle of threesomes with good looking babes is still a reality for some thereby making normal ageing mortals feel a bit shit

[skyrider]

1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Buns and cups of tea yes custard and cups of tea noooooooooo

yes you have to have buns with tea 

[skyrider]

2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Back on topic-

My husband who admittedly has nothing to do with this forum (and finds it highly amusing I spend time here) would like @geofferz nominated for toty on the grounds he has maliciously paraded the fantasy lifestyle of threesomes with good looking babes is still a reality for some thereby making normal ageing mortals feel a bit shit

but im sure they will get over it eventually 

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Back on topic-

My husband who admittedly has nothing to do with this forum (and finds it highly amusing I spend time here) would like @geofferz nominated for toty on the grounds he has maliciously paraded the fantasy lifestyle of threesomes with good looking babes is still a reality for some thereby making normal ageing mortals feel a bit shit

He's not a member so he has no powers of nomination.

Though I do agree with his analysis of geofferz it has to be said!

[S-Westerly]

7 hours ago, Richzx6r said:

Mind my stupidity but....what is the fook is a simian?

Simian: ape such as chimp or gorilla. And there's a few on here!

 

[geofferz]

7 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Back on topic-

My husband who admittedly has nothing to do with this forum (and finds it highly amusing I spend time here) would like @geofferz nominated for toty on the grounds he has maliciously paraded the fantasy lifestyle of threesomes with good looking babes is still a reality for some thereby making normal ageing mortals feel a bit shit

I'm honoured! I do also drive a bmw. 

[S-Westerly]

59 minutes ago, geofferz said:

I'm honoured! I do also drive a bmw. 

Driving a BMW is a downcheck. Bad man. Riding one is tolerable.

[geofferz]

44 minutes ago, S-Westerly said:

Driving a BMW is a downcheck. Bad man. Riding one is tolerable.

Hence twat

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, geofferz said:

Hence twat

Nobody's nominated you yet @geofferz

Can somebody step up and nominate the threesome Twat?

[Six30]

6 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Nobody's nominated you yet @geofferz

Can somebody step up and nominate the threesome Twat?

fook off @geofferz should be in man of the year.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Six30 said:

fook off @geofferz should be in man of the year.

Done!

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Done!

I’ve informed my husband, he laughed and said hmmm...  pictures or it didn’t happen 

 

Edited December 14, 2020 by Slowlycatchymonkey

[geofferz]

3 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I’ve informed my husband, he laughed and said hmmm...  pictures or it didn’t happen 

 

Pm inbox

[Trooper74]

14 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Back on topic-

My husband who admittedly has nothing to do with this forum (and finds it highly amusing I spend time here) would like @geofferz nominated for toty on the grounds he has maliciously paraded the fantasy lifestyle of threesomes with good looking babes is still a reality for some thereby making normal ageing mortals feel a bit shit

Trust me ... It's overrated  .......

[Ian Frog]

3 minutes ago, Trooper74 said:

Trust me ... It's overrated  .......

What you`ve had sex with @geofferz as well ?

Cheers

Ian

[Guest]

Just now, Ian Frog said:

What you`ve had sex with @geofferz as well ?

Cheers

Ian

[MarkW]

My wife and I have been together for 24 years, during which time three different women have said that they'd really like to get it on with her. She's not remotely interested in women though, and I can't say that the prospect of having two of them laughing at me fills me with enthusiasm either!

[Six30]

1 hour ago, Ian Frog said:

What you`ve had sex with @geofferz as well ?

Cheers

Ian

@geofferz is in Turkey banging ..... i suspect @Trooper74 wasn't in Turkey, but in a Turkey.

[James in Brum]

I’ve done the whole multiple participants thing, as a part of a wilder time in my life.