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Nominations for TOTY (Twat of the Year) 2020


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Posted
Just now, Six30 said:

that list looks like its in the order of final result to me , :classic_laugh:

hang on... how the fook is @dynax not in there :shock:

Because i'm special :classic_laugh:

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Posted
3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Nominees so far:

XTreme
six30
rennie
raesewell
Gerontious
husoi
James in Brum

It looked like I was the top contender initially......but now some serious f@cking twats are in the game!

The rest are just being twats, you should walk it with no problem.🤣

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Swagman said:

The rest are just being twats, you should walk it with no problem.🤣

@XTreme has said there is a prize this year to , reckon he knows what it is and its pretty decent , cause he's making a big play for TOTY for sure.

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Posted
Just now, Six30 said:

@XTreme has said there is a prize this year to , reckon he knows what it is and its pretty decent , cause he's making a big play for TOTYU for sure.

Yeah I can see he is, after failing you as manager he is surging to the front.🤣

Posted
2 minutes ago, Six30 said:

@XTreme has said there is a prize this year to , reckon he knows what it is and its pretty decent , cause he's making a big play for TOTY for sure.

Yes, yes, and no!

Posted

Well if dynax hasn't been nominated i have no choice but to nominate him myself. And may the biggest twat win.

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Posted
Just now, S-Westerly said:

Well if dynax hasn't been nominated i have no choice but to nominate him myself. And may the biggest twat win.

Well I’m not sure how big XTreme is.🤣

Posted
17 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I think Six is going to end up a fallen hero this year!

No matter how I try to help him along he just seems to fail at everything.

@Six30 is just a loser! 

 

If we had a loser competition he would come second because he is a loser.................

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Posted
17 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I think Six is going to end up a fallen hero this year!

No matter how I try to help him along he just seems to fail at everything.

the reason for my failure is in your reply ... twat

Posted (edited)

Ahhh this is hard, so much twat.

I look at all the twat, and think - which to pick?!  
 

I've eaten a whole bag of celebrations.
I'm going to nominate Stu! ;} Lets live dangerously.
WTF has he done to this forum!?  Y SO MODERN!? and bubbly. and complicated.
So WOKE STU.
Tried and failed (I believe?) to induce a mass flounce.

Nevermind the fact I actually like it, and like many contributed a (tiny) bit to the pot for the change.
But still, twat. :classic_wink:

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Posted

And what has @Gerontious done to deserve being nominated? Seriously, this is all making me think that my twat-o-meter is in serious need of calibration. Perhaps some sort of Nietzschean "Revaluation of all Twats" is in order...

:classic_unsure:

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Posted
7 minutes ago, peatear said:

Ahhh this is hard, so much twat.

I look at all the twat, and think - which to pick?!  
 

I've eaten a whole bag of celebrations.
I'm going to nominate Stu! ;} Lets live dangerously.
WTF has he done to this forum!?  Y SO MODERN!? and bubbly. and complicated.
So WOKE STU.
Tried and failed (I believe?) to induce a mass flounce.

Nevermind the fact I actually like it, and like many contributed a (tiny) bit to the pot for the change.
But still, twat. :classic_wink:

Nominees so far:

XTreme
six30
rennie
raesewell
Gerontious
husoi
Stu

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, XTreme said:

It was thought that it would be a one horse race like last year......but the game seems to be changing.

For anybody who's sitting on the fence regarding nominations I'd draw your attention to @skyrider......who only this week was trying to engage in a meaningful conversation with an automated newsbot! spacer.png

 

 

well the world loves a trier :classic_laugh:

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Posted
Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

How else can we dismiss drivel?

I generally find that misspelling and illiteracy are a fairly reliable benchmark, but that seems to be an unpopular approach! :lol:

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Posted
2 minutes ago, MarkW said:

I generally find that misspelling and illiteracy are a fairly reliable benchmark, but that seems to be an unpopular approach! :lol:

That’s a twats approach, some of us are just plain thick.😀

Posted (edited)
42 minutes ago, MarkW said:

I generally find that misspelling and illiteracy are a fairly reliable benchmark, but that seems to be an unpopular approach! :lol:

There are academic articles demonstrating spelling and a grasp of the English language is a no indicator of intellect. Many of histories biggest bellends had a fantastic command of the English language. Get wot u mean that if they can’t order words on a page how can they possibly order any thoughts but it doesn’t work like that. My brother is a fantastic example.

Written off at school and still has appalling spelling, grammar, punctuation-  can’t even fill in a form properly. In his 30’s he got over the pathetic excuse for an education we had and is now eminently qualified in fusion physics working with the type of freaky intellectuals you see in Hollywood movies. His latest job is working on the storing of information on light particles (cos silicone is now considered so limited) but if you read any of his emails you’d wonder how. So much is hung on the one particular skill set of spelling and grammar it can eclipse everything else they’re capable of and we all go along with it. 

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Had to edit it, it was littered with typos 😂
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Posted (edited)

Then there’s the general consideration that people who pick at others people’s spelling are lacking in education themselves as no-one taught them to have the manners and good grace not to make someone feel stupid. A childish jab designed as much to make themselves feel superior as making someone else feel inferior. 
Mind you when a ‘debate’ reduces to ad hominem (as it does often in my house) then it’s all fair game, the gloves are off and I love it 😂

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

There are academic articles demonstrating spelling a grasp of the English language is a no indicator of intellect. Many of histories biggest bellends had a fantastic command of the English language. Get wot u mean that if they can’t order words on a page how can they possibly order any thoughts but it doesn’t work like that. My brother is a fantastic example.

Written off at school and still has appalling spelling, grammar, punctuation-  can’t even fill in a form properly. In his 30’s he got over the pathetic excuse for an education we had and is now eminently qualified in fusion physics working with the type of freaky intellectuals you see in Hollywood movies. His latest job is working on the storing information on light particles (cos silicone is now considered so limited) but if you read any his emails you’d wonder how. So much is hung on the one particular skill set of spelling and grammar it can eclipses everything else someone’s capable of and we all go along with it. 

Bit like doctors prescriptions! who the hell can read those!! 

Anyway :offtopic:

Posted
1 minute ago, Stu said:

Bit like doctors prescriptions! who the hell can read those!! 

Pharmacists :seeya:

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

There are academic articles demonstrating spelling a grasp of the English language is a no indicator of intellect. Many of histories biggest bellends had a fantastic command of the English language. Get wot u mean that if they can’t order words on a page how can they possibly order any thoughts but it doesn’t work like that. My brother is a fantastic example.

Written off at school and still has appalling spelling, grammar, punctuation-  can’t even fill in a form properly. In his 30’s he got over the pathetic excuse for an education we had and is now eminently qualified in fusion physics working with the type of freaky intellectuals you see in Hollywood movies. His latest job is working on the storing information on light particles (cos silicone is now considered so limited) but if you read any of his emails you’d wonder how. So much is hung on the one particular skill set of spelling and grammar it can eclipses everything else someone’s capable of and we all go along with it. 

Look, don't come in here with your knowledge and shit - you're completely f*cking up my play for TOTY! The whole point of my input here is to annoy the gammons enough to get me the award, and so far I haven't even got a nomination! Mind you, after my last post they're probably too busy scratching their nads and wondering which football team Nietzsche plays for...

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Posted
1 minute ago, MarkW said:

which football team Nietzsche plays for.

En ger land? 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Six30 said:

he's having a go at the disabled now ... who's next the cheese makers :classic_ohmy:

Consider the lilies....

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