Six30 Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, James in Brum said: I’ve done the whole multiple participants thing, as a part of a wilder time in my life.
Mawsley Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 3 hours ago, James in Brum said: I’ve done the whole multiple participants thing, as a part of a wilder time in my life. Well if we’re counting mutual masturbation in the public toilets on Hamstead Heath I’m certain half of this forum qualifies. 2 1
Tiggie Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 Married life is more fun "do you want to have sex?" "Lets just see if there's anything decent on TV first" 4
Mr Fro Posted December 15, 2020 Posted December 15, 2020 If you put a penny in a jar every time you have sex with your wife in the first year or marriage and then take a penny out every time you have sex with her in the second year, what do you have? A jar full of pennies. 1
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 15, 2020 Posted December 15, 2020 Where’s @Tiggie to tell you not to go political?
Tiggie Posted December 15, 2020 Posted December 15, 2020 @Slowlycatchymonkey I was busy telling you on the other thread!, I'm here now I'm going to split this off into its own thread so we can keep this one on topic 1
Guest Posted December 15, 2020 Posted December 15, 2020 Just now, Tiggie said: @Slowlycatchymonkey I was busy telling you on the other thread!, I'm here now I'm going to split this off into its own thread so we can keep this one on topic Where do you do the split? Group Sex or New World Order conspiracy?
skyrider Posted December 15, 2020 Posted December 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Mr Fro said: If you put a penny in a jar every time you have sex with your wife in the first year or marriage and then take a penny out every time you have sex with her in the second year, what do you have? A jar full of pennies. stay single eh
husoi Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 13 hours ago, Mr Fro said: If you put a penny in a jar every time you have sex with your wife in the first year or marriage and then take a penny out every time you have sex with her in the second year, what do you have? The jar will be empty all the time because she will take all the coins 1
learningtofly Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 17 hours ago, Mr Fro said: If you put a penny in a jar every time you have sex with your wife in the first year or marriage and then take a penny out every time you have sex with her in the second year, what do you have? A jar full of pennies. A retirement fund. 1
Six30 Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Fella has a safe which he tells his wife never to open, after 35 years of marriage one day curiosity gets the better of her and she opens it, she finds 3 eggs and £18,000. husband comes home and she says sorry but i opened the safe , why is there 3 eggs and all that money in there. He says well every time i've been unfaithful i put an egg in there..... she said i suppose after 35 years thats not to bad that you have only been unfaithful three times , but where did all the money come from ... he said, every time i get a dozen , i sell em. 1
RantMachine Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Here's a thought @Stu - could we have a dislike button on each post as well as the like button, and then the TOTY is just the one who racked up the most dickhead points with that?
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, RantMachine said: Here's a thought @Stu - could we have a dislike button on each post as well as the like button, and then the TOTY is just the one who racked up the most dickhead points with that? Urr many of us can’t risk that type of exposure 1 1
Bender Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, RantMachine said: Here's a thought @Stu - could we have a dislike button on each post as well as the like button, and then the TOTY is just the one who racked up the most dickhead points with that? Didn't Facebook try that, I seen it on the telly box, don't think it worked out well, someone's feelings got hurt, a baby cried and that was the end of that.
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Well that’d never fly in this rufty tufty world
Guest Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 So here it is......the current state of play in TOTY 2020. And only one day left to add the Twat of your choice! Nominees so far: XTreme six30 rennie raesewell Gerontious husoi James in Brum Stu dynax
Tiggie Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 That's going to be a tough choice to vote on! 1
Guest Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tiggie said: That's going to be a tough choice to vote on! Mystery to me why you and @Bender aren't in there!
Tiggie Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 It must be the same "mystery" that got us the mod gig! 1 4
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 Hmmm...8 wannabes and 1 clear real McCoy.
Six30 Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 18 minutes ago, James in Brum said: There are definitely too real McCoys where's @raesewell when you need him 2 2
Guest Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Six30 said: where's @raesewell when you need him If there's been a flounce then one of you Twats needs to claim it quick.......it could swing the vote your way!
Six30 Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: If there's been a flounce then one of you Twats needs to claim it quick.......it could swing the vote your way! i dont need the glory of a flounce to help me out.
James in Brum Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, XTreme said: If there's been a flounce then one of you Twats needs to claim it quick.......it could swing the vote your way! Eye cud clame it. 1 2
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