S-Westerly Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 15 hours ago, manxie49 said: This must have been written by my ex wife Not bitter or anything? 1 Quote
manxie49 Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 1 hour ago, S-Westerly said: Not bitter or anything? Trust me mate, the losses were worth it! 1 1 Quote
Six30 Posted June 2, 2021 Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Stu said: Are you a drummer? No but I was in a Reggae band , only played the triangle , I used stand at the back and ting . 3 Quote
onesea Posted June 6, 2021 Posted June 6, 2021 Latest travel update COVID - Green List The Green list will consist solely of countries that voted for the UK in the European Song Contest. 8 Quote
manxie49 Posted June 11, 2021 Posted June 11, 2021 My Mate just sent me this on what's app, made me laugh .... I know the feeling well 1 4 Quote
Gerontious Posted June 15, 2021 Posted June 15, 2021 Q. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus! 3 Quote
onesea Posted June 23, 2021 Posted June 23, 2021 (edited) Today a friend who had just posted an anti vax message and is let say, Not interested in have COVID vaccine posted on FB “Because I’m not putting an untested, unlicensed vaccine in my body for protection against something that won’t kill me if I catch it” Next response: “I feel you’ve put lots of untested unlicensed things in your body mate” Guessing some one knows him well, it made me chuckle…. Edited June 23, 2021 by onesea 5 Quote
onesea Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 (edited) On 06/06/2021 at 20:04, onesea said: Latest travel update COVID - Green List The Green list will consist solely of countries that voted for the UK in the European Song Contest. UPDATE. Looks like negotiations in progress. The European countries on the Amber list that will require no isolation, are those that allowed England to the final in the European football championship. The position in Italy still to be decided. Edited July 9, 2021 by onesea 1 1 Quote
manxie49 Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 One for S-Westerly Retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best he can for a guy his age. The old sailor asks "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well Sailor you're doing about 3 knots." "3 knots?" he replies, "Whats that supposed to mean?" She says "Your knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your f**kin money back." 2 Quote
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