Ian Frog Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 3 hours ago, manxie49 said: Ooh has @Stu had a bad day at work? Cheers Ian 1 1 Quote
Stu Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Ian Frog said: Ooh has @Stu had a bad day at work? Cheers Ian Every day is a bad day 2 Quote
billy sugger Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 My moggy came back last night with feathers hanging from its mouth. Apparently its hunting at the local pond and caught something. It's now a duck filled fatty puss 1 5 Quote
Tiggie Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Sly Stallone is making a new movie based on Famous composers, speaking at the press conference, he and the other actors say who they'll be playing as. Stallone: I'm going to be Mozart Statham: I'll be Beethoven Van Damme: I'm acting as Chopin Schwarzenegger: I'll be Bach Sorry 1 5 1 1 Quote
husoi Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 MY worst joke. Today I reach 88.5kg... 1 1 1 Quote
Tiggie Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Sounds impressive until you realise he's 4ft 11" 1 Quote
Bender Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, husoi said: 4, 10 when I jump on the shadow Whats the time got to do with it Quote
billy sugger Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Two druggies were going to mug a weebil, till they realised it would be no pushover 1 Quote
husoi Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bender said: Whats the time got to do with it It's when the shadow is bigger... Quote
husoi Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 One question you should never ask your other half. The missus was doing some jumping and frenetically waiving her arms and legs to the sound of what I can only describe as metalworks shop floor with what I suspect some consider as rhythm... After she ended that display, I was asked why I was making that face. "I can't see the purpose of that." "It keeps me fit!" "Are you sure?..." I'm glad I installed heating and wi-fi in the dog's house 2 Quote
billy sugger Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 A husbands worst nightmare. He comes home from work, opens the front door to find the wife standing there. well, she says, arms out wide, what do you think? 2 Quote
onesea Posted September 25, 2021 Posted September 25, 2021 (edited) My misses is getting most upset the Flash Dog in the adverts. it keeps getting re-homed, by her count it’s 5. ”you cannot sell your dog with the house, thats just wrong!” My daughter cropped up “but if we could you would we would of moved house by now!”. Edited October 7, 2021 by onesea So it makes sense Quote
billy sugger Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Three migrants land on a beach. They were; iwazere first, im, and iwazere afterim Quote
James in Brum Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Today I learned children are born with four kidneys, then when they grow two become adult knees. 2 Quote
S-Westerly Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, James in Brum said: Today I learned children are born with four kidneys, then when they grow two become adult knees. ??? I'm fairly sure my kidneys aren't connected to my knees. I'm assuming this pearl of wisdom is courtesy of one of your offspring? 1 Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 21 hours ago, S-Westerly said: ??? I'm fairly sure my kidneys aren't connected to my knees. I'm assuming this pearl of wisdom is courtesy of one of your offspring? I had to read it twice as well. It is worst joke thread after all 2 Quote
billy sugger Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 A healthy adult can grow 8 feet. I've only got 2 1 1 Quote
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