Tiggie Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 It's ok @husoi My treadmill doesn't like me Quote
husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Maybe your treadmill is my scale's cousin @Tiggie 1 Quote
S-Westerly Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 53 minutes ago, husoi said: LYING BITCH!!! I only wish..... Quote
husoi Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 1 minute ago, S-Westerly said: I only wish..... Relativity... at 40yr I was 60kg... Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 Bloody lightweight I'm best part of 17st Quote
S-Westerly Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, husoi said: Relativity... at 40yr I was 60kg... I haven't been 60 kg since I was about 12. Even at my fittest when I could do an army route March in full kit I weighed 83 kg and there wasn't any fat on me then. Now sadly I'm about 106 kg but down from my worst of 4 years ago. 1 Quote
Stu Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 News just in! Harley Davidson are donating bikes to the public to ensure they stay at home! 1 8 1 Quote
onesea Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 43 minutes ago, Stu said: News just in! Harley Davidson are donating bikes to the public to ensure they stay at home! Is that why BMW's are so expensive. To ensure the riders cannot afford to go out? (BMW - Break My Wallet) 2 Quote
manxie49 Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Be honest .... all of us who have ever worked on our own machines have experienced this face, and for this same reason, at least once! 7 Quote
husoi Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 Primary school teacher asks pupils to describe their school. Little Charlie wrote: "Our school is small but very tidy. Our school is like a beautiful garden. we the pupils, are little flowers and our teacher is a big pile of manure that makes us grow beautiful and strong." 1 1 Quote
husoi Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 DON'T READ IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED!!! At the gynaecologist Mother, desperate asks the doctor: - What happened to my daughter? - Your daughter have her clitoris identical to a lid of a bic roller pen! - Blue, doctor? - No, all chewed up. 1 Quote
dynax Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 16 minutes ago, husoi said: DON'T READ IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED!!! At the gynaecologist Mother, desperate asks the doctor: - What happened to my daughter? - Your daughter have her clitoris identical to a lid of a bic roller pen! - Blue, doctor? - No, all chewed up. I'm offended at the lack of picture evidence 1 Quote
James in Brum Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 I’m offended by the lack of humour in it. 2 Quote
husoi Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, James in Brum said: I’m offended by the lack of humour in it. Hence called "your worst joke".... Quote
dynax Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, husoi said: Hence called "your worst joke".... Exactly! 17 minutes ago, James in Brum said: I’m offended by the lack of humour in it. Ever seen "Chubby"Brown 1 Quote
Bender Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 49 minutes ago, dynax said: Exactly! Ever seen "Chubby"Brown I've seen chubby brown, we booed him off stage after 15mins, there was a call over speakers for people to respect the act. He came back out, lasted about a min and went back off in a strop never to return, it was the biggest laugh he got. 2 Quote
Six30 Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 2 hours ago, dynax said: I'm offended at the lack of picture evidence 3 Quote
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