dynax Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Spiders are your friends they keep the other bugs at bay, I have loads in the house I even feed them flies if I catch any, I had one that took a fly from my fingers I had by a wing and it was going crazy and just held it near the web, the spider came out and took it and wrapped it up for later 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 The stupid bint in a red BMW estate who joined the A1M at Chester le Street and moved across 2 lanes of traffic whilst on her bloody phone and nearly put me in the central reservation. My language was quite rude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 23 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: The stupid bint in a red BMW estate who joined the A1M at Chester le Street and moved across 2 lanes of traffic whilst on her bloody phone and nearly put me in the central reservation. My language was quite rude. Let me guess. You told her that she was an unpleasant person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 26 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: The stupid bint in a red BMW estate who joined the A1M at Chester le Street and moved across 2 lanes of traffic whilst on her bloody phone and nearly put me in the central reservation. My language was quite rude. Are you not aware that BMW drivers are entitled to do that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, husoi said: Let me guess. You told her that she was an unpleasant person. Something like that and my mother would have been very cross with me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Something like that and my mother would have been very cross with me. You never told us it was your mum driving the BMW. I remember overtaking my mum on the M62 and waving at her through the driver's window. That's when she found out I had bought a motorbike. She still hasn't forgiven me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 (edited) Fortunately it wasn't my mother driving. She just beat it into me that I shouldn't rude SAY things to ladies when I was small. Edited November 17, 2021 by S-Westerly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Fortunately it wasn't my mother driving. She just beat it into me that I shouldn't rude things to ladies when I was small. Yes, wait till you get big. Good advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper74 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 (edited) Different approach .... NOB of the Day ... Whosoever decided to spend £100,000,000 on a single F-35B Fighter. Could have bought 3 F-15’s, 4 EA-18’s .... We just lost an F-35B in the Med this afternoon .... Crew ejected , un-injured and back on the ship .. thank god. Lost too many crews in my time ... Edited November 17, 2021 by Trooper74 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Whoever invented those taps with a press top to turn them on. As soon as you get your hands underneath they turn off, so the only way to wash your hands is to hold it down and wash one hand at a time trying to rub soap around like a demented preying mantis. That and people who install toilets where the seat and lid won't stay up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 hours ago, goat said: and people who install toilets where the seat and lid won't stay up. I always figure When you find that it’s either a lady designer or plumber. Then having seen some professional male workmanship, they could cook anything up… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 hours ago, goat said: That and people who install toilets where the seat and lid won't stay up. And then complain because you pissed on the seat when it fell down in mid-flow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 It's 2 degrees here. I was out in my winter kit with heated gloves on when a biker went past me going the other way wearing shorts. His legs were literally blue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said: It's 2 degrees here. I was out in my winter kit with heated gloves on when a biker went past me going the other way wearing shorts. His legs were literally blue. One has to ask - why on earth would anyone be out on a bike at this time of year wearing shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: One has to ask - why on earth would anyone be out on a bike at this time of year wearing shorts? I wonder if the goose pumps, lack of blood flow make them any less susceptible to road rash? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, S-Westerly said: One has to ask - why on earth would anyone be out on a bike at this time of year wearing shorts? because they are a brainless dipstick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Tootling down dual carriageway car waiting in a central reservation slip coming In the opposite direction. it should have crossed my path and joined side road on my left, should have. Woman as it turned out, turned left and drove the wrong way towards me in outside lane, brakes, horn, lights, she realised and turned (her) right straight across the front of me and put her car off the road, she just missed a sign as she drove over the kerb and disappeared into the grass. I didn't stop, I've had this happen a couple of times, usually folk just burry the car into the central reservation out of fear, I've never had anyone turn straight across my path and Bury it on the other side. Another 20ft and this would be a very different post. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Wasn't a red BMW by any chance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 21 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Wasn't a red BMW by any chance? Some gray non descript daewoo type thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 This guy - caused me to have to go way out of my way this morning 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said: This guy - caused me to have to go way out of my way this morning If your going to f**k up just make sure your going to do it properly and leave people thinking just how the actual Fook…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 I've seen that happen and had to pull the guy out of the cab, was a big articulated plant machine, don't drive under things with the back raised is the moral of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) This would have to be the two complete dickheads reported by BBC on trail bikes riding over a seal pup on a beach in Norfolk. Hopefully it was dead of natural causes before the fuckwits started their "fun". Edited December 6, 2021 by S-Westerly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I'm nominating the lazy idiot that when I asked if they have waterproof socks at trespass store near me. "I'm afraid we don't have them. Just go online." What the F*&k happened to "I can order it for you and you come back and spend your money in my store..." ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeHorton Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, husoi said: I'm nominating the lazy idiot that when I asked if they have waterproof socks at trespass store near me. "I'm afraid we don't have them. Just go online." What the F*&k happened to "I can order it for you and you come back and spend your money in my store..." ??? Sales lazyness. Bit like when I got the wife's phone from currys PC World on a black friday deal the store promised to beat any high street or online deal no buts was their tag line. They couldn't but said they could if I go online etc here lies the reasons shops close. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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