Your worst joke!!!

[Steve_M]

1 hour ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

It becomes a joke when you remember it's the pocket in your other jacket.

The joke is when your riding buddy finds that out.

[skyrider]

4 hours ago, Steve_M said:

Not so much of a joke as a truism. 

correct

[Mickly]

[Stu]

[onesea]

[onesea]

Photo sent to me from France.

If it was the wine I would not try probably taste of piss...

[husoi]

2 minutes ago, onesea said:

Photo sent to me from France.

If it was the wine I would not try probably taste of piss...

They will have their revenge once Scotland leaves the UK and goes back to the EU.

Will be the French and Spaniards racing for salmon and all the seafood they can carry

[Steve_M]

I can feel my back twinging at the thought already... 

[Six30]

[Tiggie]

[Trooper74]

Pigs favourite social media site ...  InstaHam ....

[husoi]

have your pick... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgv_EKsZu5U

 

Make sure you watch from min 7:20  

Edited May 12, 2021 by husoi

[cyclingwilly]

My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog's bowl.

 

I said, "I didn't know it could play cricket"!

[fullscreenaging]

What’s the difference between a fanny and an oven?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The oven doesn’t fart when you take the meat out. 

[dynax]

Botanist designs new type of nuclear power.

 

It uses Geranium cores.

[dynax]

A man was given a life sentence this morning.

 

Later in the news it was revealed that he said " I DO " at the altar.

 

 

 

 

Edited May 14, 2021 by dynax

[onesea]

3 hours ago, dynax said:

A man was given a life sentence this morning.

 

Later in the news it was revealed that he said " I DO " at the altar.

 

 

 

 

Even a divorce and 12 years good behaviour is not a get out

[Stu]

[Bender]

And now for something completely different...... 

 

 

[Six30]

12 hours ago, Stu said:

to gay... 

[Six30]

[husoi]

22 minutes ago, Six30 said:

And you will need a valid passport with a special twat visa to pass the border 

[Six30]

22 minutes ago, husoi said:

And you will need a valid passport with a special twat visa to pass the border 

Scots that want out surely have the Twat visa already...

[Six30]

james in brums house

 

[James in Brum]

Oh how we laughed

 

you got called out on unnecessary homophobic commentary. It got deleted, move on. 
 

go for a ride, enjoy yourself without it being at someone’s expense. It’s much nicer

 

if ever there is a meet up I’ll buy you a beer