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It seems this is becoming a tradition every year! 

 

What's your best and worst present? 

 

Best is a tough choice for me but I think it's the new digital torque wrench 

 

Worst is the shortbread 

 

Over to you lot 

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34 minutes ago, Stu said:

It seems this is becoming a tradition every year! 

 

What's your best and worst present? 

 

Best is a tough choice for me but I think it's the new digital torque wrench 

 

Worst is the shortbread 

 

Over to you lot 

The shortbread would be more useful to me.

 

No bad pressies here. Least good is probably the Jeremy Clarkson Diddly Squat, Year on the farm book. 
Best? A Jack Woolfskin jacket. 

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Have to say the best was the selection of chocolates, with the worst being a box of Mike n Ike's. When asked what I wanted I told everyone the same.... nowt. Spend it on others, as I pretty much have all I need

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For the garage I got a new soldering iron.

For the bike I got a pair of Velcro trouser straps to keep the legs in place.

 

My Ma-in-law is into crafting and stuff and for the last couple of years makes me woollen slippers.

She hand spins the wool from a fleece, I'm not kidding , she has a spinning wheel and all the kit.

She then knits the slippers but the pair I got today would fit the BFG, they are f'kin huge I could get both feet in one.

We have got to wash them and the wear them wet to end up the right size.

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Ooh, and these are all good presents, nothing duff this year.

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Several years ago my ex inlaw mentioned to some family members the lack of some clothing.

 

That year I got 35 pairs of socks... 🙄

 

Best present was my divorce on my ex's b'day. 🤣

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1 hour ago, Mr Fro said:

Check out my haul of shite:

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in case you not sure what you're seeing, it's some hair dye, a skipping rope and a bog roll holder.


If you fix the big roll holder high enough you can dye your hair so you look your best before you hang yourself. 

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7 hours ago, Mr Fro said:

Check out my haul of shite:

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in case you not sure what you're seeing, it's some hair dye, a skipping rope and a bog roll holder.

Are you getting those sexy boobs? 🤣

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We went Xmas shopping a couple of weeks ago and bought two boxes of these, one for us, one as a gift.

The second one never made it to the wrapping stage , we ate those too.

So nice, we bought a third box and started them today.

 

 

 

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Tough call for the best.

 

Girlfriend got me a digital torque wrench, the 1/2" one from Machinemart.

Dad got me a borescope, so I can now stick a camera down a spark plug hole and see how mullered whatever eBay special I've bought is :lol:

 

Not sure what the worst would be... Probably the sheer quantity of chocolate I got. It usually takes me a year to finish 2 small boxes of ferrero rocher, and this year I got tons of stuff, and quite a variety. It's too rich for me, two pieces and I'm usually done. 

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Forgot to mention one of my presents, Wife thinks its hilarious, A set of pajamas, thinnest material known to man, super tight, almost lycra like.

 

To put it bluntly you can tell what religion I am from across the room when I'm wearing them :lol:

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40 minutes ago, Tiggie said:

Forgot to mention one of my presents, Wife thinks its hilarious, A set of pajamas, thinnest material known to man, super tight, almost lycra like.

 

To put it bluntly you can tell what religion I am from across the room when I'm wearing them :lol:

That's an image I'm trying to eradicate from my mind.

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1 hour ago, Tiggie said:

Forgot to mention one of my presents, Wife thinks its hilarious, A set of pajamas, thinnest material known to man, super tight, almost lycra like.

 

To put it bluntly you can tell what religion I am from across the room when I'm wearing them :lol:

Religion, f**k me sounds like your a converted cyclist 😂 

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