onesea Posted March 13, 2022 Posted March 13, 2022 8 hours ago, dynax said: At least it’s the original recipe… 1 Quote
S-Westerly Posted March 16, 2022 Posted March 16, 2022 Tourist arrives at an Eastern European border. Border official asks "nationality"? Tourist "Russian". Official "Occupation?" Tourist "no just visiting". Sorry chaps. 3 1 Quote
bonio Posted March 16, 2022 Posted March 16, 2022 Last time I heard that joke it was Angela Merkel arriving in Greece 1 Quote
S-Westerly Posted March 16, 2022 Posted March 16, 2022 2 hours ago, bonio said: Last time I heard that joke it was Angela Merkel arriving in Greece It was told me by my last remaining Russian. Bad jokes never die! 2 1 Quote
fullscreenaging Posted March 28, 2022 Posted March 28, 2022 I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said “you can’t slap Chris Rock because your wifes got no hair” 2 2 1 Quote
Tiggie Posted March 28, 2022 Posted March 28, 2022 39 minutes ago, fullscreenaging said: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said “you can’t slap Chris Rock because your wifes got no hair” Funniest part of all that was how will was laughing until he realised his wife wasn't. Then he thought "oh shit, I better do something before she notices" Quote
skyrider Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 i go to an event called tram sunday in fleetwood at the middle of july and for the first couple of years we went they had about half a dozen of them parked up some left hand drive and some were right hand drive all in good condition must have been an owners club 1 Quote
Mickly Posted April 1, 2022 Posted April 1, 2022 Just got my penis in the guiness book of records. Then the librarian told me to take it out 7 Quote
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