Trooper74 Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) Toilets .... As per the title ... trans .. fluid , binary ..... So we all pee and poop .... So why so many toilets .... My girls say that when in clubs and pubs they don’t sit ... just hover .... and often miss the intended target ... Personally I hate mixed sex toilets .. as opposed to unisex toilets .... When I was on deployment with the US Marine Corps some years ago the toilets where all sit down with no partitions !! Nothing ... you where sat having a poo with a girl sat next to you ... also having a poo ... Marines wipe back to front between the legs sitting .... Too Much Knowledge !! Edited July 7, 2021 by Trooper74 2 1 1 Quote
Pie man Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 15 minutes ago, Trooper74 said: Toilets .... As per the title ... trans .. fluid , binary ..... So we all pee and poop .... So why so many toilets .... My girls say that when in clubs and pubs they don’t sit ... just hover .... and often miss the intended target ... Personally I hate mixed sex toilets .. as opposed to unisex toilets .... When I was on deployment with the US Marine Corps some years ago the toilets where all sit down with no partitions !! Nothing ... you where sat having a poo with a girl sat next to you ... also having a poo ... Marines wipe back to front between the legs sitting .... Too Much Knowledge !! 2 Quote
Stu Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 I wouldn't worry about toilets at your age! it won't be long and you will be pissing and shitting yourself 3 Quote
Joe85 Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 I like a gender-neutral toilet, personally. They tend to be isolated, so you're not treated to the symphony (and smell) of people taking a shit either side of you. Plus they normally give you a little sink where you can wash your knob, if you so choose. 2 Quote
Mr Fro Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Joe85 said: Plus they normally give you a little sink where you can wash your knob, if you so choose. Pretty handy for bollock rinsing if you're on the pull. 1 1 Quote
Pie man Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 46 minutes ago, Joe85 said: I like a gender-neutral toilet, personally. They tend to be isolated, so you're not treated to the symphony (and smell) of people taking a shit either side of you. Plus they normally give you a little sink where you can wash your knob, if you so choose. Our Office has all Gender Neutral toilets - as for the sink, I prefer the term 'hot and cold running urinals' . 2 1 Quote
geofferz Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 It's just annoying - there's never a queue for the gents, always a massive one for the ladies who faff. If we mix us up there will be longer queues for us! (not talking about the girls on the forum obvs) 1 Quote
Bender Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 56 minutes ago, geofferz said: It's just annoying - there's never a queue for the gents, always a massive one for the ladies who faff. If we mix us up there will be longer queues for us! (not talking about the girls on the forum obvs) I have no probs using the ladies if it shortens your queue Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 Where my wife works they have one (as the Americans say) restroom used my male and female staff Last week they had a random inspection from some government health and safety department and were told that not having separate toilet facilities for men and women is illegal and they faced instant closure. They literally had until the end of the day to make alternative arrangements. Quote
rob m Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 When @Gerontious and I were touring France a few years ago, I was met with this on a campsite we stayed at. I used the ladies. Quote
Gerontious Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 22 minutes ago, rob m said: When @Gerontious and I were touring France a few years ago, I was met with this on a campsite we stayed at. I used the ladies. Which amused me no end... 1 Quote
geofferz Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 8 hours ago, Bender said: I have no probs using the ladies if it shortens your queue Yeah but that would never happen. I was drinking in Brighton last weekend in a packed pub - the queue for the ladies was maybe 20 people, no queue for the gents. Fine by me. If some bird wants to faff and do her makeup in the unisex/mixed whatever and cause a queue that would annoy me! Quote
Mr Fro Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 3 hours ago, rob m said: When @Gerontious and I were touring France a few years ago, I was met with this on a campsite we stayed at. I used the ladies. You should have tried it, they make for quite a nice dumping experience. It's pretty much all you get in the more remote parts of Asia. Quote
Bender Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 On a train in Sri Lanka the toilet was a small rusty cupboard with a hole in the floor and no handrails Quote
manxie49 Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 All sat in a line together going to the loo, sounds very much like what we used to call thunder boxes, similar set up in one of the UN stations in Cyprus, lol, hundreds of blue bottles used to be buzzing around inside them, all waiting for a fresh log! .... TT week over here all the toilets are mixed, the women can't be bothered queuing for the ladies so they use the gents, seems to be the done thing. 1 Quote
Fish Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 one of my customers has gender-neutral toilets and lets just say that the women are not happy when we men walk in. The have now got the union involved but there hands are tied due to who that customer is. Quote
Bianco2564 Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 @Trooper74, I think I prefered your thoughts on covid than this topic.... 2 1 Quote
NeilM Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 First time I ever experienced owt like this was at a service station middle of France in the early hours of the morning around 1991. On a rugby trip to perpignan, we'd been drinking since the M1 (weren't allowed to start till the M1, about all of 15 mins into the journey) Stood there having a wee along with several other very drunk and uncouth gentlemen from gods own when what must have been a French equivalent of a SAGA trip all pile in. The elderly French ladies all took it in their stride. We didn't know where to look and assumed we'd been pissing in the sinks ....lol 1 Quote
bonio Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 13 hours ago, MikeHorton said: Why not go Roman? Like here ... 1 Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted July 10, 2021 Posted July 10, 2021 Which reminds me, we used to spend a penny at public conveniences, the last one I used it was six shillings! Ridiculous. Quote
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