James in Brum Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 (edited) It’s not from a woke perspective. I guess I mean I do my get it. Edited January 19, 2021 by James in Brum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Yep, me too on that one. And as for Chubby Brown a less funny "comedian" would be hard to find. Never really did see the point of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxie49 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Thats the last time I ever get invited to build a snowman! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Priest giving confession, first man admitted to adultery & fornication, with a new girl in the village, Fanny Green, as did the second third etc. It seems the whole non gay male population was having wild rampant sex with her, next Communion a vision of loveliness appeared, flaming red hair, rose petal skin, enormous firm breasts filling a cream silk blouse with no bra, green leather mini skirt to mid beautiful thigh & matching green stilleto heels. The preist gazed at this vision of beauty & said shakily to passing choirboy, "Is that fanny green?", "No he replied I think it is the reflection off her shoes". 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Young man kissing a girl goodnight outside her house, she whispers to him "You can come inside if you want but we must be quiet if we wake dad he will throw you out".. They enter house & continue on the living room couc h,after a while boys says "I need to go to the toilet" girl says " Toilet is upstairs next to dads room of you go up you will wake him & he will throw you out, just use the kitchen sink" . Boy goes into kitchen & after a few moments sticks his head around the door & whispers "Have you got a bit of paper?" 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 I'm in lockdown It's snowing If I build a snowman will he have to self ice o late 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Young woman goes to see her line manager at work and said she wanted to report a colleague for Sexual Harassment. This is a serious allegation her male line manager said to her, tell me exactly what happened. Well she said it's not the first time, when I'm at the coffee machine a male colleague continually smells my hair and sez your hair smells nice, sorry said the manager I'm struggling to see anything wrong here, who is it, it's Barry the dwarf she said.. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilM Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilM Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, NeilM said: Very colloquial. But very funny if you understand. Local artist who was raising brass for charity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_M Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 25/01/2021 at 16:58, dynax said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Text messages: Him: Hey, I don't think this is going to work...I'm breaking up with you, sorry Her: Whatever! You'll never find out someone like me! Him: That's the point! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Not a joke these days. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Some of the potholes around here are ridiculous. As long as I avoid the long narrow ones they are worse for the car than the bike. Unfortunately I have a long narrow one on a bend about 100 metres from my home on a road I must use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_M Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Some of the potholes around here are ridiculous. As long as I avoid the long narrow ones they are worse for the car than the bike. Unfortunately I have a long narrow one on a bend about 100 metres from my home on a road I must use. A previous owner of our place bodged the drive with pieces of broken slab hammered into place. We’ve been here just over a year and it never crossed my mind it could cause a problem. A couple of days ago one of the pieces flipped out of the hole as I drove over it and tore a hole in the sidewall of a tyre. A £158 bill I could have done without. This spring’s DIY will include patching the drive properly, or at least, with longer term fixes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bender Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Tiggie said: If you see a butt plug you may be @Six30 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Bender said: If you see a butt plug you may be @Six30 Twat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, Six30 said: Twat No that's not where it goes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Tiggie said: So what you getting and when? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stu said: So what you getting and when? He's busy frying it first 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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