husoi Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Nothing to do with this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 22 hours ago, dynax said: All joking aside owners had a serious discussion last year about fitting a rotary wind vane system to my ship. Fortunately sanity prevailed and the idea was scrubbed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, S-Westerly said: All joking aside owners had a serious discussion last year about fitting a rotary wind vane system to my ship. Fortunately sanity prevailed and the idea was scrubbed. So it was invain 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onesea Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 One for @S-Westerly and @Marino I believe… 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Shamelessly stolen from a Bobber forum.... Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask You something... If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why then did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because this is Halfords." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 On 01/09/2022 at 17:11, Mississippi Bullfrog said: Shamelessly stolen from a Bobber forum.... Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." Apparently the police could never confirm if they jumped or where pushed… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billy sugger Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 King Charles loves to talk to his plants and vegetables. He'll be right at home in Parliament then 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billy sugger Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Not really a worse joke but funny nonetheless. I got snodded today-------by a voi e scooter rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerontious Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 3 hours ago, billy sugger said: Not really a worse joke but funny nonetheless. I got snodded today-------by a voi e scooter rider you could have been blatted too... lucky escape if you ask me!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 50 minutes ago, Tiggie said: a fag lighter, you dont see many of those in cars these days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 hour ago, skyrider said: a fag lighter, you dont see many of those in cars these days Because now its an accessory socket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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