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10 hours ago, Mickly said:

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This must have been written for my grandfather. He lived in what is now quite a posh bit of Formby looking over the big park there. However he always had an eye for a bargain in anything. As a result for 2 years his house window frames, doors including garage doors were a really vivid pink. This was followed by a bilious lime green but that lasted less than a year before it was replaced by a boring black. Us kids loved it, neighbors not so much.

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8 hours ago, S-Westerly said:

This must have been written for my grandfather. He lived in what is now quite a posh bit of Formby looking over the big park there. However he always had an eye for a bargain in anything. As a result for 2 years his house window frames, doors including garage doors were a really vivid pink. This was followed by a bilious lime green but that lasted less than a year before it was replaced by a boring black. Us kids loved it, neighbors not so much.

Formby doesn't have a posh bit. It's all posh. 

 

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