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7 minutes ago, onesea said:

Ok who was it?  @fullscreenaging??  Could be @Stu  as far as the police down here are concerned it’s all “Up North” if you go past London.
Hell even Londoners are considered as northern.

 

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Not me! 

Grimsby is a shit hole I would never live there! 

 

Even @fullscreenaging is trying to get out by working in Hull 🤣🤣

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I'll just throw in here that when I started with bees my first hive was double brood. That's upwards of 80,000 bees in a single colony.

 

That's comparable to, say, someone passing their motorcycle test and buying a 1000cc bike.

 

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Firstly, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern.

I'm OK now. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed yesterday evening at the petrol station on the A27 near emsworth.

 

I got myself together after it happened, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I was probably in shock.

 

All my money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic, asked me if I knew who did it. I told them "Yes, it was pump number 4 !!!!!!!!”

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@onesea 

 

Want to hear something really annoying?

 

Have just spent two weeks with my Brother in Canada and he was telling me how everyone is up in arms about the price of fuel as it's now at around $1.80 a litre.

 

Thats approx £1.16 :crybaby:

 

Now for the really annoying part. The reason they are so mad is that In April 2020 they were paying approx 80 CENTS a litre :shock:

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