Stu Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 No lies on here your missus won't see 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 I'm not married. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 @Stu yours will!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Tiggie said: @Stu yours will!! I have nothing to hide She knows my "I'm off out for a quick ride" last most of the day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 I'm just popping out for 5mins No dear I'm not looking at bikes its porn. I got it for free (can be used in most situations) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geofferz Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 I'm going to tighten the chain - 5 minute job, put dinner on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper74 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Your best friend has asked if she can have a quick ride on the back of my motorbike ... ...... ....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 No it wasn't me that went past you like a bat out of hell. Must have been another biker. (I forgot she finished early that day.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 I always cut the price of bike stuff in half 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shepherd Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Of course it's a coincidence the soon to be completed wheelie bin storage is big enough to store my bike ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonio Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 I need a _______ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Nope! Never lied to my OH on anything, can't really see the point and once you start it goes downhill very quickly, if you feel you need to lie then you're with the wrong person or at the very least have no respect for them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, dynax said: Nope! Never lied to my OH on anything, can't really see the point and once you start it goes downhill very quickly, if you feel you need to lie then you're with the wrong person or at the very least have no respect for them. Don't you think is too early for TOTY? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 12 minutes ago, dynax said: Nope! Never lied to my OH on anything, can't really see the point and once you start it goes downhill very quickly, if you feel you need to lie then you're with the wrong person or at the very least have no respect for them. I think your taking this thread a tad seriously My wife knows full well when I tell her I'm watching porn I'm looking at tools or bikes or cars. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 Most of my purchases whether its for bikes cars or new tools normally happen when the wife is at work! When she walks in I just smile and say Love you! She then just asks how much I have spent The purchases when she is in I just forget to tell her then I am just as surprised as her when a parcel turns up as I normally forget too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Dont have to lie about stuff i buy , sometimes i might come out with some drivel to justify it... then go get it any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_M Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 26 minutes ago, Stu said: Most of my purchases whether its for bikes cars or new tools normally happen when the wife is at work! When she walks in I just smile and say Love you! She then just asks how much I have spent The purchases when she is in I just forget to tell her then I am just as surprised as her when a parcel turns up as I normally forget too One of my step-daughters used to work in the accounts department for Snap-On. Many a mechanic insisted invoices were sent to to work so the wife / partner didn’t see how much their tools cost. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, Six30 said: Dont have to lie about stuff i buy , sometimes i might come out with some drivel to justify it... then go get it any way. It's all you can do really. Wife begrudgingly understands that once I get something in my head, I usually get it. Sometimes she's alright about it, sometimes there's a week or so of the silent treatment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxie49 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 I got it cheap in the sale! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Of course I never exceed the speed limit. It was on sale and was really cheap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Of course I never exceed the speed limit. I do the "I'm only doing 60" as she is peering over my shoulder looking at the speedo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Mine refuses point blank to ever ride with me so it's never an issue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, S-Westerly said: Mine refuses point blank to ever ride with me so it's never an issue! Is your riding that bad 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 When I built my shed last year I may of secretly included in the costing enough to get myself a new drill set 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 10 hours ago, Stu said: Is your riding that bad No, she just has a thing against bikes. She won't ride with my son or son in law either. Spent years as a nurse working in a Leonard Cheshire home with several residents paralysed after offs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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